what's your favorite oxymoron(s)

[coltle6920]

My thread so I'll start...

Government intelligence...Jumbo shrimp...Liquid gas...
A little pregnant...current history...Liberal logic...

Whatta got? I miss George Carlin.

 

[Hillbilly77]

Happily married.

 

[zzzippper]

Why is liquid gas an oxymoron? It's science, reality.

I always joked with my Marines that an oxymoron was a big Marine.

 

[A10]

Don't have one. I have some favorite morons, but I can't talk about them on the forum......

 

[Fishslayer]

"Hiphop culture."

 

[jmg1911]

My favorite - and I am very glad it is an oxymoron - is Arab Alliance.

Jim

 

[mc5aw]

I'm torn between "civil disobedience" and "recoilless rifle" ...

 

[Gunslinger808]

Jumbo Shrimp!

 

[DR505]

Astronomically Small
Advanced Basic

 

[Gunslinger808]

Soft Rock?

 

[amazingflapjack]

rap music...

 

[LouisianaJoe]

I could steal one here or just share.

Oxymoron List ? Funny Examples of Oxymorons (Oxymora)

 

[finesse_r]

Honest politican

 

[RobertJ.]

Reser's Fine Foods

 

[Glockman9mm]

Affordable care act....

 

[hpfenning]

Management Decision

 

[alwslate]

Country music. Rap music.

 

[pawncop]

"New and Improved!"

 

[rwsmith]

Government

Government Efficiency

 

[M29since14]

"Government Assistance." Close 2nd: "Rap Music."

 

[sheepdawg]

Easily assembled

 

[kozmic]

Original copy

 

[TIMETRIPPER]

Fresh frozen fish
politically correct

John

 

[mtelkhntr]

Semi truck driver

 

[CAJUNLAWYER]

Cleveland Ohio

 

[carpriver]

Military Intelligent.

 

[4330Inroute]

My brother in law he is both an ox and a moron.
I'd like to edit the above comment: He means well its just that both features come out at in oportune times.
My Dad called him Meathead. We had to talk to him and make him stop calling the BIL that because we could tell my sister was actually in love with him and he was here to stay.

 

[427mach1]

Ten times less expensive..

 

[Mule Packer]

An honest used-car salesman.
A conservative democrat.

 

[wuluf]

minty vintage