Why did the chicken cross the road ?

[turnerriver]

To escape.
Regards,
turnerriver

 

[snubbyfan]

[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKbP-M8vVtw[/ame]

 

[dave holl]

Why did the chicken cross the road???

To show the 'possum it could be done.

 

[prochi2k]

To play chicken with the duck.

 

[Grip_Maker's_Wife]

We once saw cows walking through a McDonald's drive-through. Wish I had a camera handy because it was so funny.

 

[chud333]

Chuck

 

[kozmic]

Tom Leghorn shown here during hell week while pledging "I Frieda Thigh" fraternity.

 

[chud333]

 

[Rivoak]

Good thing that chicken wasn't chasing me. I own a Bond Snakeslayer and a deep fryer. I would be munchin on his leg for dinner.


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[amazingflapjack]

He ain't goin' across the road-he just spotted that hen over in the bushes! He is lookin' right at her. She blends in pretty well with those shrubs, but he's got her zeroed in.

 

[G.T. Smith]

right here's why

at least these days.
Peace,
Gordon

 

[nicky4968]

When the Commissar was asked why the chicken crossed the road, he replied, "There never was a chicken in this photograph."

 

[Chuck24]

Had to get to the million hen march.

 

[Onomea]

"To die. Alone. In the rain."

— Earnest Hemmingway.

 

[rwsmith]

As a Presbyterian....

....I always thought that he had to, it was preordained.

 

[TXSWFAN]

Because he was stapled to the punk rocker.

 

[SC_Mike]

Just following orders.

 

[Comrad]

I believe he's on his way to have a little piece of chicken for himself.

"That's a joke, I say that's a joke son"

 

[Watchdog]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

I long for a society in which a chicken can cross a road without having its motives questioned.

 

[Bkreutz]

To buy some +P ammo for threatening cows