Why do you need a safety?

[BC38]

Like I said before - this thread is train wreck and it was doomed to be from the start.
Unfortunately, like a literal train wreck, it is soooo fascinating (in a horrific way) that it is hard to not watch...

 

[Smoke]

Did you say that I could use a class in home security? Junior, I teach home security; and I've, also, been repeatedly told that I teach the subject well. The day when that huge filthy dirty street vagrant walked into our home he walked straight past a large sign by the front door that read: 'DO NOT ENTER!' 'ATTACK DOGS ON PREMISES!'

And right through your UNLOCKED DOOR