The most important one first,
Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.
Children should be seen, and not heard.
Advice to unnecessarily whining, and crying children - Shut up, or I'll give you something to cry about.
Dad, to me as a teenager - Given time your brain will gel.
If you don't want to smell it, don't stir in it.
Never talk Politics, or Religion with anyone.
Request from an Old Friend - Put me face down in my casket, so everybody can kiss my behind as the pass by.
'Nuff For Now.