Words Of Wisdom

My Grandfather said, in response to one of my young life's disappoinments: Well, Johnny, sometimes you get the bear, sometimes the bear gets you, and sometimes, you just end up with a bare behind.
 
My Dad told me that I didn't have to make all of life's mistakes on my own, it was OK to learn from other peoples.

This reminds of me when I was appointed to a commission of the town where I now reside. I had moved here from a considerably larger city, so to help establish what my outlook would be, right during a meeting I said, "I'm not here to tell you how we did things in the big city of __________, I'm here to keep us from making the same mistakes that were done in the big city of ______________."
 
Good judgment is usually learned from bad judgement.

Its been said that wisdom comes with age.
In my experience I've found that age often comes alone.
Good ones!
I heard a slightly different version of the first one:
Good judgment comes from experience.
Experience comes from bad judgment.
 
Dad to me at fifteen...after a mess-up....

So you're grown-up enough to float your own boat... HuH?

OK Captain; always remember, you're responsible for everyone aboard!
 
W.C. Fields was full of great advice.

"If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it."

"Start every day off with a smile and get it over with."

"If a thing is worth having, it's worth cheating for."

"Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite, and furthermore, always carry a small
snake."
 
From Dad as we aged, "many hands make light work" and "it wont be long now said the monkey as his tail went through the lawnmower, it wont be long now" and "once the job has begun, never leave it till its done, may the job be big or small, do it well or not at all"
 
The most important one first,

Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.

Children should be seen, and not heard.

Advice to unnecessarily whining, and crying children - Shut up, or I'll give you something to cry about.

Dad, to me as a teenager - Given time your brain will gel.

If you don't want to smell it, don't stir in it.

Never talk Politics, or Religion with anyone.

Request from an Old Friend - Put me face down in my casket, so everybody can kiss my behind as the pass by.

'Nuff For Now.
 

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