You Know Your Getting Old When....
...your childhood toys are in antique stores
...you remember when the U.S. had less than 50 states
...you clean a drawer in your desk and find the gas rationing cards that you did not use
...retired people call you sir.
...you did not remember the last time anyone checked if you were old enough for anything including Medicare and Social Security
...you remember most John Wayne movies from when you saw them in their theatric release
...everyone lets you sleep in because they figure that, at your age, you need the rest.
...you truly believe that revolvers are better carry guns than the double stack semi automatic firearms.
...you see a strange, beautiful young woman and the first thing that you think about is the high maintenance and extra drama that her husband/boyfriend "must" endure.
