You Know Your Getting Old When....

[TomkinsSP]

Sometimes when someone says "I don't know" I shout out "Third Base!". Most people don't get it, even those that know A&C.

Oh, I Don't Care...

He's our shortstop.

 

[bearman49709]

When all of your DR's are younger than your kids.
When you have to tell your orthopedic DR they didn't have MRI's back then.
When you have 14 grand kids and one great grand kid.

Last year I was in the credit union and said something about one thin dime and nobody knew what I was talking about.

 

[CScott]

I was talking to a sweet young thing recently and she affectionately replied that I reminded her so much of her father.
At least it was not her grandfather . . . Yet!

 

[Gulfecho]

When you pay less attention to what people say and just watch what they do.

 

[MaricopaKid]

I felt old when my first new car cost more than my first house.

 

[PALADIN85020]

One of my friends, who happens to have been a popular cover model for Dillon's Blue Press, e-mailed me to congratulate me on my recent 80th birthday. She remarked that her father is also 80...

I'm at the point where I'm reluctant to buy green bananas any more!

John

 

[crsides]

When the gray headed guy at the gunshow says " back in your day "

 

[6518John]

I felt old when my first new car cost more than my first house.

When filling your current car, it costs MORE than you paid for your first car!

 

[WuzzFuzz]

I think I might be getting old, because if I put on one blue sock and one brown one to go out of the house, I don't care!!!!


WuzzFuzz

 

[joeintexas]

When the wife says "want to go upstairs and fool around?" And you say, "Pick one, I can't do both!"

 

[mike from st pete]

When you know you won't live to be twice as old as you are now.

 

[Old TexMex]

I used to think forgetting to zip up after a pee. Turns out the real sign of getting old is forgetting to unzip before.....

 

[TomkinsSP]

When the person, whose diapers you once changed, becomes a doctor of medicine, treating patients...

 

[jmart172]

I don't buy green bananas anymore

 

[Hawker800]

 

[Old TexMex]

My condolences to the rest of the Cavendish bunch.
They do appear to have died by their own hand.

 

[Rudi]

When you think back, and "older women" were 22.

 

[two-bit cowboy]

You and two friends who are 5 and 10 years older than you sit around on Saturday night trying to figure out if you're codgers, geezers or curmudgeons...

And not being able to come up with an answer.

 

[Old 44 Guy]

When the guns I bought in my youth are collectible now. My Mod 88 Win. now lists for 3 times what I paid original. inflation???

 

[Engineer1911]

You are coaching 2 young Navy personnel about shooting and realize they are young enough to be your grand daughters.

You buy the fleece zip-up jacket at the WW II museum in New Orleans as a souvenir. Three days later some one says "Thank you for your service" because they think you are a WW II veteran. I was born in 1947.

You know when a storm is coming 8 to 24 hours before the rain starts. The joint pain from hurricanes Katrina and Michael was almost unbearable because of dropping barometric pressure.

Flying on airplanes is absolutely pain free after I get past TSA. Two artificial knees guarantees a spread eagle in the booth, baggage search, pat down, and if its slow, a free colonoscopy while I wait. My boarding pass says TSA PRECHECK.

Backing up is more difficult when your head turns 30° right or left.