YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK.......

[OLDNAVYMCPO]

On the drive home from picking up four pound of powder at the LGS, the wife commented, " you know you might be a Redneck if the only two places you shop are gun stores and Tractor Supply". That woman knows me better than I know myself.

 

[Lee Barner]

are there other stores? lee

 

[rburg]

Well, not stores, but gun shows too.

 

[Bajadoc]

You might be a redneck if your wife says "honey, please move that transmission so I can take a bath."

 

[Chuck24]

You argue over the correct placement of gun parts in the dishwasher.

 

[model70hunter]

When are the LGS' and tractor stores gonna start selling milk, bread & eggs? They are missing out. Model 19, free 18 eggs.

 

[Rastoff]

I don't shop, I hunt. I know what I want before I leave the house.

I avoid Tractor Supply as much as possible. If I want Chinese stuff I'll shop at Walmart. I don't go to Walmart.

 

[Fishslayer]

If you take your cans & plastic to the scrapper but come back $20 down because you found a bucket of wheel weights...

 

[wilkoi]

Wow, guess I am a Northeastern Redneck, and proud of it.

 

[vigil617]

You might be a redneck if....

....you read a thread like this, looking for evidence you're not, and don't find any!

 

[sheepdawg]

You might be a redneck if....

....you read a thread like this, looking for evidence you're not, and don't find any!

You might be a redneck if the first thing you do after cranking up the coffee pot is go to a gun forum on the internet.

 

[Faulkner]

If you are not confused about whether to use the men's or women's restroom when you wake up each morning, you might be a redneck.

 

[Gulfecho]

You might be a Redneck if your truck is taller than your house.

 

[two-bit cowboy]

... you buy 10,000 shares of Redneck Foods stock (a chain BBQ joint) for $180 just so you can display the stock certificate.

Yes, I did. The company went belly up six months later.

 

[M E Morrison]

If you are not confused about whether to use the men's or women's restroom when you wake up each morning, you might be a redneck.

Or maybe you're just normal???

 

[gman51]

You might be a redneck if you are on a tractor forum and posting pics of your baby{tractor}.

 

[Rastoff]

Or maybe you're just normal???

Wait, are you saying red necks are not normal?

 

[M E Morrison]

Wait, are you saying red necks are not normal?

Not at all - I'm saying many people are normal - but not all are lucky enough to be rednecks.

 

[Bill Bates]

I got through this and came to the conclusion I'm not a redneck but just a good ol' boy. I shop at lots of stores liquor, sporting goods, tractor, book, etc.. My hair is bit on the long side so no sun on my neck.

I know what bathroom to use but sometimes in some fancy restaurants I get confused by their cute signs that don't just say mens or woman. The last time I made a mistake they told me being confused wasn't a good enough excuse.

 

[Mule Packer]

An acquaintance of mine once told some people that I was a genuine redneck because one time the teller at the bank asked to see my I.D.....so I showed her my belt buckle.

 

[the ringo kid]

I got through this and came to the conclusion I'm not a redneck but just a good ol' boy. I shop at lots of stores liquor, sporting goods, tractor, book, etc.. My hair is bit on the long side so no sun on my neck.

I know what bathroom to use but sometimes in some fancy restaurants I get confused by their cute signs that don't just say mens or woman. The last time I made a mistake they told me being confused wasn't a good enough excuse.

Your lucky. Me, when I go workout at the gym, I can't wear my glasses because I sweat rivers. I can't see very far either. Twice, I walked into the ladies lavatory, but realised something was wrong when there were no urinal stalls. Luckily, no ladies were there that time. Anyway since, they painted the entrances to the ladies lavatory, red, the men's, blue. Or is it the other way around?

 

[italiansport]

We used to have a saying when I lived in Illinois:
If you can't find what you need at the Kane County flea market of Farm & Fleet your not a real redneck!

 

[PatriotX]

The Big R, a tractor supply/farm store, has just expanded into foodstuffs.

Get your ammo, baby chicks, Carhart, and Mac&Cheese in one stop!!!

 

[shouldazagged]

You know your wife is a redneck if the lavender fake-fur cover of your toilet seat lid matches the chenille doll skirt of the cover for the spare roll of toilet paper. You may also be a redneck if she had to throw away the matching rug...

 

[rwsmith]

Gun stores, hardwares stores...

On the drive home from picking up four pound of powder at the LGS, the wife commented, " you know you might be a Redneck if the only two places you shop are gun stores and Tractor Supply". That woman knows me better than I know myself.

I really feel at home in gun shops and hardware stores. Dilbert, the comic strip character couldn't drive past a hardware store. It would try to suck him and often sucked off his clothes.

Generally, guys easily get the humor in this.

 

[Mike SC Hunter]

Add to Tractor Supply & gun stores......Lowes & Home Depot......and you got me too.

 

[Chuck24]

You know your wife is a redneck if the lavender fake-fur cover of your toilet seat lid matches the chenille doll skirt of the cover for the spare roll of toilet paper. You may also be a redneck if she had to throw away the matching rug...

That's not Redneck, that's just poor aim.

 

[ImprovedModel56Fan]

You might be a redneck if the first thing you do after cranking up the coffee pot is go to a gun forum on the internet.

Does before count?

 

[Salty RI]

You think "loading the dishwasher" means getting your wife drunk.

 

[SC_Mike]

"...If you take your kids photos with a game camera."