My kids: special ed teacher, pharmacist, high school principal, CPA chief accountant for big commercial real estate firm, archaeologist who is dean of academics at snooty NE prep school when not on a dig, CPA junior executive at BDO in Philly, a pre-med student, and my youngest who's still living at home helping me and the Mrs on the farm. Downside: two small tatoos that mostly don't show and one small gold nose ring. Plus, a couple of them often bring a bottle of wine to family get-togethers. Also, too few grandchildren and insufficient church attendance.