Zombies?

Just consider that most all gun forums have anti gunners reading the postings. Talking about re-killing zombies might seem a little immature to those. Nobody wants immature people carrying, handling or even owning guns.

Just saying.
 
What's a guy to do?
I used to feel some sense of security packing a gun.
Now, not so much.
I fear I may not have the right gun with me at any given time.
What if I'm packin' my bear gun, and encounter hordes of zombies?
What if I'm packin' my zombie gun, and encounter hordes of hungry bears?
Throw in vampires, giant snakes, coyotes, aliens, and bigfootses, and I just don't know what to do.
Which aliens are most likely to be trouble? The skinny gray guys, or the giant bugs?

Is anyone loading silver bullets yet?
Can a tank be ordered online?
 
Zombies are actually quite real.

The Haiti style voodoo zombies - actually brain damaged victims of poisoning - have been pretty well authenticated. That's where the term comes from. They've been featured in American books, movies, etc at least since the Marines went into Haiti in the 1920s. (Yes, the Marines really did once fight zombies. Neat huh?)

Victims of various diseases also can essentially be much the same as classic film zombies. There was a recruit that was identified - eventually - as having mad cow disease here on base a while back. He went crazy, started foaming at the mouth and - note this - tried to bite/chew on his DI.

Mad cow disease - a variant of which was the fictional plague in Zombieland - is a prion disorder and much is being learned about it still.

After the 1918 Flu Pandemic there were also some survivors who essentially became zombies. While some lapsed mysteriously into comas, others became lethargic, stumbled around, were bed ridden, or lost the ability to speak. They didn't go around eating people, but if you have a bunch together it would have looked a lot like Night of the Living Dead.

Circa 1700-1750 there was a plague of rabies in Hungary. It is thought that this inspired many stories of vampires/revenants. What is interesting is that during this time frame (when Ben Franklin and many founding fathers were alive and well) vampires were well accepted as medical fact, whereas the germ theory was just science fiction. Some of the best surgeons and military officers in Austria-Hungary wrote/commented on "vampires" and dealing with them, most likely victims of rabies and other diseases.

Going futher back, all sorts of nasty/shambling diseased characters roamed around Europe in the wake of/during the Black Death and other plagues.

Around 10 to 15 percent of those of Western European stock are immune to certain diseases because they carry genes from ancestors who survived the Black Death. Perhaps they also still carry the folk memory.

Drugs can also mimic nicely "zombie" like symptoms, right down to a head shot being the best medicine. I saw some folks wandering around Lansing late at night - either drugged or crazy - who'd have fit nicely as extras in some zombie films.

Beyond that, Nazis have been used up as a catch all villain. They're fading from memories and these days the Germans just make our nice cars, expensive guns, and chocolate.

Before zombies, the gun mags of the late 60/70s ran articles on survivalism. Even Jeff Cooper wrote about how to angle the door to your bunker so as to make a better killing point. Before that - during the 50s and 60s - articles ran variously on dealing with hippies, Communists, beat-niks, and racial minorities.

Before that people had guns in case of Indian attacks - even if they lived in areas from any Indians. Better safe than sorry was the theory, esp since their grandparents likely had to deal with the problem.

Simply put, there is no such thing as a zombie other than in the minds of Hollywood movies.

I believe in Bigfoot because they exist and there is evidence of it. Zombies do not exist. However I am not going to buy a gun to use on Bigfoot creatures either and if I were, I would not get on a internet forum to talk about it..

See above re zombies being real. Far better documented than Bigfoot. You've also discussed bigfoot calibers numerous times - which rifle you lent to a friend who had a bigfoot problem, whether your .45 would suffice, etc.

I don't judge the bigfoot thing since, eh, maybe. And I also don't care why people buy guns, it is there business. (Fear of werewolves, eh, just as valid as fear of roving crackheads I suppose.) But if you're that worried about image, your entertaining bigfoot threads are just as likely to seem silly to some people.
 
If you don't believe in Zombies go into a Walmart or Seven Eleven about 3 am. You will end up buying more ammo!
 
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Methinks its just retail marketing creativity at its finest (or its silliest depending on your point of view). If it'll sell, somebody will make it and this stuff is currently selling like crazy.

Pet rocks, beanie babys, hula-hoops, cabbage patch, "I've fallen and I can't get up", "where's the beef".....all kinda silly and sold millions.
 
In this PC world, it isn't permissible to shoot or injure any live being.
Even after 911 targets of Bin Laden were frowned upon, thus the only thing left for subjects for gaming and anything else must be fictional objects like zombies.
 
I kind of like the idea of a target moving slow enough that I might actually hit it.

Don't count on it, some of the New Breed of Zombies can actually run and even swim. Some may even still be intelligent enough to use weapons according to the latest Documentaries, er' I mean Movies. :eek:
 
the way i see it the zombies are the meth heads and crack heads, always sneaking up on you to steal your stuff, i have seen some that look worse than the zombies on tv! i hear alabama is working on a hunting season with no limit. i know where ill put my stand, the walmart pharmecy!
 
In the big picture of all the cra.. er... Stuff many folks have to deal with the idea of fighting off the zombie apocalypse is a reasonable distraction. One gets to shoot guns that we do not normally have access to... the ideas of self reliance and living off the land... the possibility of a damsel in distress.... in short those who remain are in effect modern knights of the realm. Admit it once you know your local NBA star (or in the case of my hometown "Rapper") has joined the mass of un-dead, the idea of checking out his "Crib" and taking the Bentley out for a run sounds like a pretty good time....

Plus "The Walking Dead" and "Zombie Land" are about as much fun as you can have with the TV on....
 
What's a guy to do?
I used to feel some sense of security packing a gun.
Now, not so much.
I fear I may not have the right gun with me at any given time.
What if I'm packin' my bear gun, and encounter hordes of zombies?
What if I'm packin' my zombie gun, and encounter hordes of hungry bears?
Throw in vampires, giant snakes, coyotes, aliens, and bigfootses, and I just don't know what to do.
Which aliens are most likely to be trouble? The skinny gray guys, or the giant bugs?

Is anyone loading silver bullets yet?
Can a tank be ordered online?

HE, I can't tell you what to do but if I encounter a herd of zombies I think I am going to go check myself into the nearest mental hospital. Please, please tell us you haven't encountered a zombie horde and shot amongst it. Please say it ain't so :p

I do not cast any silver bullets but if lead keeps going up I might give it a try.

Tanks I do have, for $10 to $59 but you will have to supply your own spray apparatus to attach to it :)
 
My 7 granddaughters (5-19 yo) already know that when the zombies come, they are to go upstairs where the guns are and we'll be able to hold off the zombies in the narrow closed sided stair way.

4 of then are avid shooters and have their own guns.

The other 3 are kinda young yet, but give them time. :)

They know this is serious stuff !
 
Reading about such things as "bath salts" and stories of an individual who cut his own belly open and threw pieces of his own intestines at the police and a homebrewed drug in Russia called krokodil that causes peoples flesh to rot off leaving exposed bone has me thinking that maybe a zombie apocolypse isn't all that far fetched.
 
Anyone who doesn't believe that the walking dead are amongs us has never dropped a teenager off at High School early Monday morning.

My father's day gift....zombie speedloaders...all in good fun:
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The zombie craze is just taking up where the aliens, vampires, etc. left off.

I think most people have a lot of brain-cycles that are just totally wasted. We sit around and construct imaginary problems and then solve them in our brains. Most of this is hum-drum stuff; 'what if the water heater breaks?', 'what if I get a flat tire?', etc. But we have to have 'fun' stuff to daydream about. Then it runs in cycles; some people used to worry about commies, aliens, or whatever. Now it's zombies...
 
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