Reasons to have your MANcard revoked

[cmort666]

• Using the terms "empowering" or "life affirming" to describe any print or film work, except to mock or ridicule it or those involved in its creation.
• Using the term "vitriolic rhetoric" in any context, except to mock or ridicule someone else for using it.
• Watching anything called "The Real Housewives of". Adult film parodies are exempted.
• Spending more time to groom your hair than it takes to clean and lube the recoil spring of an M1911.

 

[bobsdad]

If you've lost your card, can you do anything to get it back?

How about picking up and replaceing the garbage can contents with your bare hands after the coons have been in it?
Or helping your wife with the housework, but not doing it well enough to satisfy her?
Replaceing the toilet stool rather than cleaning it?
Do any of these qualify?

 

[rburg]

Ordering white zin in a restaurant - everyone knows he's gay.

I own 2 napkin rings (sterling silver in Montecello pattern). We have 6 more in my wifes main sterling pattern. I'd buy more if I ever saw them for sale. In the 40 years we've been married, we've actually used them a couple of times! If anyone doesn't like it, TS.

 

[vrichard]

Riding a Honda instead of a Harley. (just kidding)
Dick

 

[Andy Griffith]

Riding a Honda instead of a Harley. (just kidding)
Dick

I'm partial to a Snapper, Ford 8N or Kubota myself.

Also, men don't carry bags... they carry briefcases, satchels or carpetbags (*grrr*)...not bags.

Lastly, a man without tools should have his man card pulled- immediately.

 

[RobertJ.]

I can picture in my mind some advertising execs wondering, "How can we sell a purse to a man? Hey, we'll call it a 'satchel'!"

I want to revoke the man card of every guy I see with one of these. However, if it's canvas, OD green, and carrying a .357 Mag. I just might let him slide.

 

[dacoontz]

As for the satchel, wasn't it Seinfeld that said, "It's European."

 

[ljmvaw124]

Having the "Lifetime" channel on the favorites list of the TV remote ............

 

[mstuhr]

Lite beer

Howdy,
I bet everyone will agree with me on this one. Lite beer!
Would you still drink it if it was called diet beer?
While we are at it, lets add drinking skim milk too.
Thanks
Mike

 

[bwickens]

Wearing anything beneath a kilt. If y'are, it's a SKIRT.

 

[CW Spook]

Driving a Prius ought'a do it too.

 

[firestrat]

Oh heck, I just came across this thread after mixing up a loaf of banana nut bread, I guess I'm out.

 

[bubbiesdad]

If you cry at the movies any time other than when they shoot Old Yeller when he catches the "hydrophobie" or when Jimmy Stewart's son gets killed in "Shenandoah" turn it in

What about the final scene from "Shane"?

It made Al Bundy cry.

 

[dacoontz]

Oh heck, I just came across this thread after mixing up a loaf of banana nut bread, I guess I'm out.

NO, you're good since cooking naturally leads to eating. Just be sure you don't make multiple loaves, wrap them in colorful cling wrap with a bow, and deliver them to your neighbors. At that point we'll have a problem.

 

[Onomea]

"Reaching out" to people unstead of just calling 'em up and asking whatever the heck your question is.

We need a kinder, gentler way of saying someone needs to contact somebody else....? Gimme a break.

 

[G-Mac]

Hey, I've got an Israeli Paratroopers bag that I bring to the range with me. I keep my ear muffs, shooting glasses, some ammo, tools, etc. in there.

Now I'm starting to question my manhood.....NOT!

 

[Bullseye 2620]

Anyone else seeing the banner ad at the top of the page for "Designer Handbags at Up To 90% Off?"




Bullseye

 

[M29since14]

Anyone who makes you wait in line longer than necessary (for example, at a fast food restaurant, or at any check-out line) because he is playing with a stupid cellphone or ipod, yakking, texting, or whatever, and is so engrossed in his own amusement that he has no concern about inconveniencing others. Jerk his card - and sign him up for a basic manners course at Mom's Manners School.

 

[P&R Fan]

I agree on the man-bag-purse issue, but there's one problem. Jack Bauer always carried one.
And he always had something in it he used to save the world.

 

[Shooting4life]

I agree on the man-bag-purse issue, but there's one problem. Jack Bauer always carried one.
And he always had something in it he used to save the world.

Does not matter. Does not matter what is inside of it. Tue only thing a man can carry is a brief case or backpack. It is never acceptable to pu your wifes purse on your shoulder. If for some ungodly reason you have to touch your wifes purse, like she set it on your gun or your porn magazines than the only appropriate way to move it is by holding it like a football with one hand. You do this only as long as necessary. Never putting it on your shoulder.