CW Spook
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Driving a Prius ought'a do it too.
Reasons to have your MANcard revoked
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firestrat
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Oh heck, I just came across this thread after mixing up a loaf of banana nut bread, I guess I'm out.
bubbiesdad
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If you cry at the movies any time other than when they shoot Old Yeller when he catches the "hydrophobie" or when Jimmy Stewart's son gets killed in "Shenandoah" turn it in
What about the final scene from "Shane"?
It made Al Bundy cry.
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dacoontz
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NO, you're good since cooking naturally leads to eating. Just be sure you don't make multiple loaves, wrap them in colorful cling wrap with a bow, and deliver them to your neighbors. At that point we'll have a problem.
"Reaching out" to people unstead of just calling 'em up and asking whatever the heck your question is.
We need a kinder, gentler way of saying someone needs to contact somebody else....? Gimme a break.
We need a kinder, gentler way of saying someone needs to contact somebody else....? Gimme a break.
Hey, I've got an Israeli Paratroopers bag that I bring to the range with me. I keep my ear muffs, shooting glasses, some ammo, tools, etc. in there.
Now I'm starting to question my manhood.....NOT!
Now I'm starting to question my manhood.....NOT!
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Bullseye 2620
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Anyone else seeing the banner ad at the top of the page for "Designer Handbags at Up To 90% Off?"
Bullseye
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Anyone who makes you wait in line longer than necessary (for example, at a fast food restaurant, or at any check-out line) because he is playing with a stupid cellphone or ipod, yakking, texting, or whatever, and is so engrossed in his own amusement that he has no concern about inconveniencing others. Jerk his card - and sign him up for a basic manners course at Mom's Manners School. 
Shooting4life
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Does not matter. Does not matter what is inside of it. Tue only thing a man can carry is a brief case or backpack. It is never acceptable to pu your wifes purse on your shoulder. If for some ungodly reason you have to touch your wifes purse, like she set it on your gun or your porn magazines than the only appropriate way to move it is by holding it like a football with one hand. You do this only as long as necessary. Never putting it on your shoulder.
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Also, if you drive an suv/truck it need to be a 4x4 and if you drive a car it needs to have the largest engine available for that model. You cannot drive a hybrid/camry/bug.
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Yep, got napkin rings in our house but the last time I used one was to prop up my new model 10 so I could get a decent picture and post it here. (o;
I submit if you order a warm beverage and use more words than "Black coffee" your card is definitely in jeopardy.
I submit if you order a warm beverage and use more words than "Black coffee" your card is definitely in jeopardy.
rburg
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Of course that's BS.
Carrying a prewar N frame, one that looks evil and dangerous, should permanently shut up the non-believers. We're not talking about dragging out a cute little J frame (or worse, an I). A postwar gun, like a 5 screw 44 or 41 is also sufficient. A survival hint for the uninformed: Laugh at a man with a mans gun, prepare to be embarrassed (or shot.)
The issue of manpurses is disgusting. Especially the belt packs. I'm thinking they send a message, the wrong one. And they're not big enough to carry anything masculine.
rburg
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Well, maybe. the hybrid if a "car" or the VeeWee I agree. But if its your wife's car and you're going out with her, you drive. If she won't climb into your truck covered with mud, you drive her ride. Hybrids come in full size versions of acceptable vehicles. No reason to paint with a wide brush here.
Another exception would be driving what your employer provides and pays for.
I dunno - I think it needs to be said somewhat abruptly: "coffee (pause, pause) black"
nogoodnamesleft
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The lady doth protest too much, methinks.....
Bullseye 2620
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I deem this acceptable use. Perhaps I was too stern in my previous post on this critical issue. Therefore, I revise my position to state that one may retain his mancard if there are napkins rings in the house, but only if one uses them only for the purpose above (or similar).
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How about wearing your pants with the crotch at knee level and your underwear exposed for the whole world to see? My wife and I followed someone dressed like this in the mall and had a good laugh. Five waddle-steps, reach back and pull the pants up a little, five more waddle-steps, reach back and pull the pants up. My wife commented that it looked like he had filled his drawers!
In case you are wondering, I was in the mall to buy new hiking boots. I only go to the mall to buy hiking boots and tools at Sears.
In case you are wondering, I was in the mall to buy new hiking boots. I only go to the mall to buy hiking boots and tools at Sears.
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dacoontz
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Even THIS one?
Bullseye
Yes, unless you are using a flock of flamingos or cotton candy machine as cover.
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dacoontz
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You have nothing to worry about as long as you arrive at the mall in that mach 1 in your avatar.
gunnut44
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Often I work many hours on turnarounds in oil refinerys, steel mills, etc and bring home some good coin, but when sitting around at breaks and lunch hearing all these "Men" that are so whooped by their wives. They cant play a few hands of cards, get in the check pools which will sometimes pay out a grand because they get their allowance and have to explain what they need money at work for, how about this, because I earned it and dont have to explain anything about a extra fifty when Im working seven 12's or more. There are many that lost or never had a "Man Card" and we remind them of it every chance we get!!!
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Evil Dog
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How about iffn' it a full-auto pink gun?
Evil Dog
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Pretty hard to look properly menacing when you need one of your hands just to hold up your pants.
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For minor offenses a guy should just get a punch in his card. When he accumulates enough punches the card will just revoke itself. For major offenses, like body piercings not done with a gun, the card needs to be revoked on the spot though.
Wheelgunner840
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Speaking of piercings, the ad at the top of this thread is now for "Genuine diamond nose jewelery" 
If you have a stud anywhere but in the walls of your home, your man card is Elvis! Gone, not coming back!!!
WG840
If you have a stud anywhere but in the walls of your home, your man card is Elvis! Gone, not coming back!!! WG840
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