If a turkey gets too garbled, you can always make a pie out of him. 

OCD; it's rather common ya know, ya know, ya know.
While perusing the various posts on this thread , which I mistakingly, at one moment, thought I was posting on the Smythe & Weslynn Poetry Forum, I noted that no one has addressed the problem of :"How much wood could a woodchuck,chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"
Don't worry Geico Woodchucks has you covered!!!
Guy22
If a RM shipped with an 8 3/4 barrel, how many times can I cut it off?
Seventeen.How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
Seventeen.
Why is there air?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why does he keep doing it?
And turkeys garbled.......