Annoyed at thread drift

[Bekeart]

Wasn't that movie rated XXXXX

recount?
Nah, I vote for bringin in the "Hanging Chad".

Wasn't that movie rated XXXXX

 

[Boox]

I think you need to try the Raisin Bran Crunch

 

[bgrafsr]

HEY! Tryin' ta sleep here.
Keep it down willya

Are you sure that's not a picture of Sebago Son?

 

[UncaGrunny]

"... so then the guy says, 'well, mister, the music's stopped but now your monkey's on fire'."



^World's greatest punchline that has no actual joke to go with it.

 

[bgrafsr]

When you dive into pools, how do you keep from hitting your head on the cement ??

Do I need to move over to the Adult pool ??

From what I make of your question, you have already made too many dives into the kiddie pool.

 

[moosedog]

My dog just made the snow yellow.

 

[snubbyfan]

I don't know, suppositories, hand lotion and hand ejector in my head and I've been trying to keep my mouth shut.
And now "The Lonely Shepherd"?
I better go out and start shoveling snow before I get myself in trouble.

 

[kozmic]

"The Lonely Shepherd"
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You know you set me up perfectly for a multitude of good jokes that are coming to mind so fast I can hardly process them, don't you?

Tha problem is, we got rules 'round here!

The Mods would be fighting over who gets to ding me.
I might even get banned. I'm not sure I can be banned.
Does anybody know?
If so, what would I have to do? Be specific.
I could use the relief.

(everybody else steer clear of the 'lonely shepherd' if your mind works like mine)

I tried to reply to that original post with just "Bah", but it was too short....I figured it was an omen to shut the hell up!

 

[lowriderfxr]

Why is it when I'm using a tissue to remove an unwanted substance from my body, since this is a family show , let's say blowing my nose , that afterwards, I always HAVE to look at it?

 

[venomballistics]

Why is it when I'm using a tissue to remove an unwanted substance from my body, since this is a family show , let's say blowing my nose , that afterwards, I always HAVE to look at it?

repressed memories from youth ... your probably subconsciously looking for those lightbrite pegs you shoved up in there when you where 3

 

[SW_shooter]

Since this thread has become cross-threaded, do we need to use a carbide die to re-thread or do we just force it off?

 

[CajunBass]

alright! I'm going to get semi serious here for a sec

Do you have to pay a Class III fee for a semi-serious or is that just for a full serious?

 

[snubbyfan]

Since this thread has become cross-threaded, do we need to use a carbide die to re-thread or do we just force it off?

Whatever you do, don't force it. Just use a bigger hammer.

 

[rags]

Moderators are not allowed to make jokes or participate in fun threads.
Kinda like the nuns not being allowed to smile.

....or they'll get DE-friended!

 

[Salty RI]

I like chocolate chip cookies.

I like Chip Ahoy's

 

[Mcwsky09]

Loctite

Not sure if Loctite is a forum supporter or if they make a product that can be used to prevent thread drift - might be worth looking into.

 

[kozmic]

Since this thread has become cross-threaded, do we need to use a carbide die to re-thread or do we just force it off?

I use the "4H method"...Hammer, Hacksaw, Heat and Hold this while I get a beer.

Works like a charm.

 

[GaryS]

A muslim, a communist, and an illegal alien walk into a bar........

"That's 'cause we ain't started playing Cowboys and Muslims yet."

 

[don5]

So what was the original topic? I forget? Did someone say drifting.. For some reason I have bacon and Maryann on my mind....

 

[kwselke]

So what was the original topic? I forget?

The original topic was tread drifting. As in... Drifting is a driving technique where the driver intentionally or unintentionally oversteers, causing loss of traction in the rear wheels or all tires, while maintaining control from entry to exit of a corner.