Super Bowl Predictions!

labworm, it's late ! You need to get your rest before a big game. I hope you and the Patriots luck.

I hope the game is NOT decided by a ref !
I hope they don't "work" that little bull-dog Edelman plumb to the bone.
I hope Woodhead, (wherever he is) and Welker decide that being on a S B champ is far and away more important than a few bucks.

I hope somehow Sherman gets embarrassed.

I hope they find out Lynch had his larynx removed as a child, and give him all his fine money back.

I hope the "impartial" announcers realize Wilson can not really "walk on water", the same as they found out RGIII can't.

I hope football fans realize the Patriots, (outside of hernandez) are completely LACKING in thugs, linemen that "stomp" on downed players, out-sized egos that "dance, gesticulate, writhe,contort, and otherwise present a disgrace to humans", with the slightest success on the field.

Jeez, in the Colts' debacle, after Wilfong was unable to stop his 300lb mass from "touching" an opposing player after he was already down, I understand he called the guy after the game and told him to take his family to dinner on him.

There is no other NFL Q B, with 10 plus years in the league that will "sprint" down the field just to pat a team-mate on the hat after a good play, other than Brady.

I don't feel it would be "untoward" to ask the league to pull the name from the N.O. Saints, and "annoint" the Patriots as:
"THE PERFECT BRADY&BILL SAINTLY PATRIOTS" with a signature line to echo that of Augustas McRae.....after cutting the cards with Lori darling; "I won't say I did, and I won't say I didn't, BUT, I will say," IF you ain't willing to cheat a little for a poke, you don't deserve one" !
 
Don't like the Pats going back to the name change and Plunkett. That said I think the Hawks used up their good karma and I hope we see the last of a certain pair of clown DB and RB. I dislike Seattle somewhat less than N.E. but don't see it happening for them.

38 - 10 Patriots.
 
IT'S A DARN SHAME

We won't get to see Lynch strut around like a peacock with those gold cleats, after all the time he put in with Usher teaching him a bunch of steps. Maybe he could be part of the 1/2 time shoe.
 
Since all of the dogs I had in this fight are dead & buried, I predict I won't give a single bright red rodent's rear as to who wins. I'll probably watch, out of boredom, till all the hyperbole puts me to sleep. Most likely, before the game even starts.
 
timn8er said:
Since all of the dogs I had in this fight are dead & buried, I predict I won't give a single bright red rodent's rear as to who wins. I'll probably watch, out of boredom, till all the hyperbole puts me to sleep. Most likely, before the game even starts.
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When you fall asleep, hopefully you won't dream about Jerry Jones and his recent Hug Fest.:eek:;):D
 
I predict that I will mute all of the commercials and not watch the halftime show.

I hope that the Patriots are distracted enough to lose.

(I think that the Patriots will win.)
 
My "Prediction",,,,,One team will win! And I think the commercials are going to stink this year? :rolleyes:
 
Your mouth must be numb.:eek:

Saturday evening I will give the exact score of the game.:D
 
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I predict I will drink soda, eat good food and watch commercials. Everything after that is a bonus.
 
labworm said:
Two caps and root canals last year, $4800.00, out of pocket $1400.00, great benefits from the union.:)
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Started back in Oct with a swollen jaw. Visit to my dentist who found tooth decay, shuffled off to an endodontist who said a previous root canal couldn't be redone reliably. Sent to an oral surgeon, recommended a post. I needed a bone graft because not enough bone in the sinus area. :confused:
Extraction/bone graft, wait 4 months to heal, then went in yesterday for the drill job and post. My brain was rattling around inside my skull.
SnapOn makes great tools. :D

Have to wait another 3 months for the affected area to heal. :eek:. Permanent post fitted then.

Tooth extraction, bone graft, post= $3,000

Then back to my dentist to have the cap installed. $$$$ ????

My union welfare fund upped dental payments Jan 1 :)

If I knew teeth were so important(and costly) I would have taken better care of em' :rolleyes:
 
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Brooklyn Dodgers, 7th game, Duke Snyder hits a grand slam.
 
My prediction.....CONTROVERSY!

Maybe a ref call, maybe an announcer statement, maybe a player statement, maybe a player action, maybe a coach action or even a no action? Possibly even a commissioner statement, action, or lack of action, possibly a halftime show malfunction, maybe a advertisement, but almost a guarantee some controversy somewhere related to the Superbowl! ;)

BTW......what does a football with lower pressure change in a game?
 
I predict that the most replayed play of the game will be those long haired gals in the Victoria Secrete commercial and that they look better than any of the other players on the field. Also predict that their balls were inflated to the correct pressure for that long pass.:)
 
The balls used in this game will be blown up to regulated,certified NFL gas bag specifications. The gauges will be checked and calibrated so they will be dead balls on,no substitutions will be allowed!
Once these "SuperBall" balls are stamped and approved by the Commissioner they will be individually stored in their own triple locked container. Each coach plus the Commissioner will have a key and all 3 must be present to release the game balls. Once these balls are secured they will be placed in a Brinks Armored Car and secured under armed guard!
Under no circumstances will these balls be handled or viewed before game time.
This will now be the new ball handling procedure and they will be released for play prior to game time on live television, prior to the coin toss! There will be no bathroom breaks allowed during this procedure!
Now,,,,Playyyyyy Balllllll! ;)
 
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