If you're gonna tell the story, tell the whole story!

Like how I tried to contact you for you to buy it (I was dead broke following Christmas!)... but your account here was blocked and I didn't have your e-mail address or phone number.

So I waited... and waited... and waited... to give you all the time in the world to reserve it.

But for some crazy reason, you didn't reserve it!
Figuring you were out-of-town or disinterested or similarly broke, my wife stepped in with the cash I had just given her in reimbursement for the family's Christmas presents (She does all the Christmas shopping!).

She said if Gary isn't buying it
YOU are buying it.
The rest is history.

But the next one is Gary's... even if I have to find and buy it for him myself!