This all reminds me of something from years ago.
A coworker of mine had a mild heart attack on the way to work one morning. I wasn't particularly close to him but he was on my shift and I did talk to him pretty regularly. He was an especially lazy and slow person.
Anyway, he started feeling bad driving to work and pulled into a rest area where he had his heart attack. EMTs took him to the hospital for tests, meds and observation. He had a "warning" heart attack. He was a single guy with no family so he called into work to see if anyone could stop by his apartment and bring him a change of cloths and personal items, myself and another coworker volunteered to do this for him. We showed up at his hospital room as the doctor was in there explaining to him what had happened. The doctor told him this was his warning, he needed to change his lifestyle, regular exercise, lose weight, etc. When the doctor got done talking he asked if there were any questions, this is exactly what my sick coworker asked him in all seriousness, "Doc, I've heard that if a person has a heart attack they can get a handicapped parking tag. I would like to get one of those so I don't have to walk so far". The doctor just shook his head and walked away. Myself and other coworker just stood there in silence with our mouths hanging open.