So long as your mind is hill starp? Huh.
So, before going to bed last night I made a list of the things to do today. It was perfect.
Sooo, 0450 my body decides, without consulting my addled brain, that it is all done sleeping. My eyelids flap up like roller shades. I leap - - - well, stagger, out of bed to my dresser to retrieve my note. Top of the list: make coffee.
Sooo, I proceed toward the kitchen to do so when I pass a mirror and see I need a shave. Quick right turn into the bathroom, open the cabinet to retrieve the razor and soap, note that the Tylenol bottle is nearly empty. No problem, take it to the livingroom phone and set it by the list of meds to call in to the pharmacy. Note the front drapes are closed. But I decide that can wait until I shave.
Heading back toward the bathroom I pass the kitchen door and see my pill box on the counter. Can't forget those! Reaching for them I remember I came here to make coffee, which is on another counter. I head for it and our parrot squawks from her cage, wanting me to uncover her. Head over, pull the cover, note the front drapes are closed. Head out to open them, note my favorite house plant is looking a bit wilted. Turn around, back to kitchen, get pitcher of water, head back toward livingroom. Passing the espresso maker I realize I haven't turned it on, so I do so, setting down the pitcher.
The parrot squawks again to tell me I need to open the door for her and put some fruit in her cage. I do so, note the front drapes are still closed, proceed to them, note the wilting plant, return to kitchen to begin lengthy search for the water pitcher, which is SUPPOSED to be in a cupboard. When I notice my pill box on the other counter. Can't forget those!
Head for then, see bathroom door is still open. Remembering that I have to shave. Going in I close the door, shutting out all those distractions. Actually successfully shaved without significant blood loss. Blood thinners, donchya know. Putting razor and soap away I note the Tylenol bottle is missing, remember I put it by the livingroom phone where I am sure I also set down my list for the day. Proceed to phone, see bottle, no sign of list, note that drapes are still closed, plant is wilting. Back to kitchen, passing the parrot and the espresso maker where I note the water pitcher and wonder how it got there.
As I pick it up I see my pill box on the other counter. Can't forget those! Head for them, remember that the water is getting hot in the espresso maker and I should have the small pitcher of milk ready, and the chocolate. Set down water pitcher, open fridge, pull out milk, retrieve milk pitcher from base of espresso maker, fill it. Turn toward the pantry for the chocolate, note pill box on counter. Can't forget those! Reach for them but remember I haven't watered the wilting plant. Pick up water pitcher, pass by parrot to livingroom, note drapes still closed. Set pitcher on fireplace mantel, reach over the potted cactus, pull open the right side drape. Push wilting plant closer to the window, turn around to get the water pitcher. Parrot squawks enthusiastically at the light coming in and I turn to shush her so she won't wake my Dearly Beloved. Then walk past her into kitchen to see that the espresso maker is now hot, and stop to fill the grounds basket. Look around for the milk pitcher, see it on the far counter, head for it, note pill box on counter. Can't forget those!
Get there, reach for them, suddenly remember I haven't re-found my note. Should have been by the phone. Attempt quick pocket search, realize I have left my shirt in the bathroom and am traipsing around in my Cookie Monster jammie bottoms. To bathroom, rummage through shirt and pants, no note. CAREFULLY open bedroom door and tip-toe to my dresser to rummage through the stuff on top. No note. Dearly Beloved rolls over, pretending she hasn't been disturbed. Love that woman!
Back out toward livingroom to, oh, you know, just check to see if the note is by the phone.
Isn't. Note that the left drapes are still closed.
But I KNEW that coffee was at the top of the list so I return to kitchen so see grounds basket sitting on the counter, but no sign of the milk pitcher. Turn around to look for it, note pill box on other counter. Can't forget those!
Head for them, see milk pitcher and milk bottle by sink, turn to fill pitcher, put milk away, place pitcher back on counter. Parrot squawks at the noise, reminding me I haven't open the rest of the drapes. Did I water the wilting plant? Turn around to look in cupboard, can't see water pitcher, remember it is on the fireplace mantel. Head for it, note left drapes not open, FINALLY walk over to them and pull them open! Look at phone, realize I still haven't found the note. But I DO know that coffee was at the top!
Back to kitchen, passing bathroom, when I wondered, just one more time, if the note might be mooshed into the bottom of a pocket. Go in, check pockets carefully, not there.
Did I REALLY check carefully on the dresser? Carefully open bedroom door, tip-toe once more to the dresser, lift wallet, money clip, the note I had started sometime last week, now long forgotten, accidentally push coins off dresser. They ring sweetly on the floor. Dearly Beloved is no longer pretending to be asleep. Rolls over, sighs deeply, but not the "breathing disturbance" type of sigh.
Give up on note being on dresser. BUT I remembered that coffee was at the top! Back to kitchen. Espresso maker is ready, coffee basket is ready, I put milk pitcher next to it and capture cup under the spigots. Start flow of water. Out the corner of my eye I see the pill box. Can't forget that! Water is dripping slowly, plenty of time.
Head for pill box, suddenly remembering the water pitcher on the fireplace mantle. Glance at espresso maker. Plenty of time. Head for livingroom, lift pitcher off mantle, successfully water plant without spilling too much water on the floor. Parrot squawks her approval.
Leaning over the cactus reminded me I was still wearing only my jammie bottoms. Head for bathroom to finish changing, note pill box on kitchen counter. Turn to get my pills, hear distressing noise from the espresso maker. Coffee has overflowed the capture cup and run all over the counter and onto the floor.
Scramble to shut off water. Lament lovely espresso all over the floor. Clean up, minimizing – I hoped - the banging of cupboard doors and steel utensils in the sink. Refill espresso maker water reservoir, refill grounds basket, place newly cleaned capture cup under spigots, turn on heater.
Dearly Beloved floats into the kitchen, asking why I am still in my Cookie Monster jammie bottoms with my clothes hanging in the bathroom, why there is a half-full pitcher of water on the fireplace mantel, a pile of coffee-soaked paper towels in the sink, a room-temp pitcher of milk on the counter, and if I am going to take my pills.
Of course I am! It's on the list.