Toilet Paper!
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All you need is a bidet.
No more toilet paper worries
For that extra fresh feeling...?
LVSteve
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I don't know what part of the valley the OP lives in, but where I am the local Smiths still had paper products and water.
HOUSTON RICK
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Most places here got so much TP in that it is now stacked in the aisles. We might be able to store a few more rolls.
We were at the local Costco a few days ago just to get some TP. Had lots of there brand at the time. Won't need any for a few months I think... 
Went to Publix today to get some crackers, and spice.
Just a normal day in my area.
Just a normal day in my area.
Bidets are for ladies. Manly men, well, that's a butt washer.
Actually, nowadays, it's just a different button, bidet vs butt, to push on the Cap'n Kirk Star Ship Enterprise command seat. (Spots needing washing being in different locations depending upon, principally, gender, for the bidet button, tho both sexes find the butt washer of equal value. Plus, ya got yer forward and back, higher pressure and lower, for the fine tuning.)
In Europe, 50 years ago anyway, the bidet was a separate device located next to the toilet. ("Mom," said six year-old me, "What is that thing for?" Mom said, "Why, that is a foot washer, son.")
I think the washlet toilet seat is a major step up like the invention of TP vs finding some handy leaves. Easy enough to buy off Amazon, tho to make it look nice you need an electrician to install an outlet behind the toilet. (Or, you can buy a non electric, cold water only one. Have that in my cottage in Hawaii. Takes a bit of fortitude when the cold water hits, but beats an unwashed butt for those who have become accustomed to the custom, as it were.)
Hard to go back home once you've been to the Big City....
Actually, nowadays, it's just a different button, bidet vs butt, to push on the Cap'n Kirk Star Ship Enterprise command seat. (Spots needing washing being in different locations depending upon, principally, gender, for the bidet button, tho both sexes find the butt washer of equal value. Plus, ya got yer forward and back, higher pressure and lower, for the fine tuning.)
In Europe, 50 years ago anyway, the bidet was a separate device located next to the toilet. ("Mom," said six year-old me, "What is that thing for?" Mom said, "Why, that is a foot washer, son.")
I think the washlet toilet seat is a major step up like the invention of TP vs finding some handy leaves. Easy enough to buy off Amazon, tho to make it look nice you need an electrician to install an outlet behind the toilet. (Or, you can buy a non electric, cold water only one. Have that in my cottage in Hawaii. Takes a bit of fortitude when the cold water hits, but beats an unwashed butt for those who have become accustomed to the custom, as it were.)
Hard to go back home once you've been to the Big City....
When I first arrived in Kabul, Afghanistan in July 2004, my group of police advisors asked for and was given a rundown of local customs, dos and don'ts, etc. At one point, we were told not to pick up any small, flat rocks. I stuck my hand in the air and asked, "WHY???" We were then told that Afghans seldom had access to toilet paper and that... At that point, I stated loudly, "I think we all understand why we should avoid small, flat rocks!"
A few days later, I was assigned to a regional training center (RTC) in Kunduz, in the NE section of the country. An RTC was basically a police academy. Ours was located in a tent city 5 miles north of the city. The only sanitary facilities were a number of porta-potties. Whenever new police officers came into the RTC, the Afghan staff would instruct them to use toilet paper and do NOT to put rocks in the port-a-johns, because it messed up the pumps when they were emptied. Of course, every few days, when the honey wagons arrived, you would hear rocks hitting the impellers during the pump out sessions.
TP is a wonderful thing.
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Or removing stubborn hemorrhoids. Guess you could use a leaf blower to dry things.
Today's exchange rate is a 1 karat diamond or $4,000 per roll. I am taking my stash of TP to the local pawn shop.
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When the new wife and the 2 new step daughters moved in the house TP consumption skyrocketed. I installed one of the handy dandy toilet bidets and I love it. Only took a few minutes to do the dead simple installation
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My solution is just don't poop a real man can hold it in.
That's what shirttails are for.
It's clear you guys are all full of ............................. it
It's clear you guys are all full of ............................. it
I know I am, I have been holding it in for days.
Jack Flash
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Look what this type of thinking leads to
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