I took the OPs post with a sense of humor, which maybe the intention, but I thought Apocalypse Now was a great war comedy. 

I'm not comfortable leaving home without air support.
In case I'm suddenly accosted by a Russian armored battalion, I want to be ready.
I took the OPs post with a sense of humor, which maybe the intention, but I thought Apocalypse Now was a great war comedy.![]()
I sold all my J-frame revolvers, not because I didn't like them - I just didn't seem to shoot them as well as an auto. I'm firmly in the Dad mode, where breaking contact is the objective and not to be the point man in a shootout.
In all actuality, if I need more than three rounds I need to reassess and find the nearest exit, pronto. High capacity is nice, but Lord save us if someone like me ever really need 15 rounds in one sitting.
If I HAD to live in a city and it had a high crime rate I might chose different, but I double guarantee you it would not be a 9mm