Things you need to know if you move to the South

Au contraire. That is not junk. That is accumulated wealth, using a yankee banking term. Sumbody's gonna need sum a them parts. ;)

I remember a cartoon in a farming magazine from years ago. A farmer and a well dressed lady were standing beside a large pile of junk. The farmer said "Lady how dare you call my spare parts warehouse a pile of junk."
I would have a hard time running the homestead without my "spare parts warehouse". A while back a young person told me I was "repurposing" :D Larry
 
You are also gonna have to go down to the square, to get something notarized.
 
It's pronounced okry not okra. Just like vodka is called vodky.

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"Far" is what you do at the gun range.

Not so. "Far, far" is well know in the South. It's so cold someone needs to build a "far". Or, "how far is it to the range? It's not to far." It's just right over yonder.

Have a blessed day, it's gonna be to warm to build a far.

Leon
 
What the heck is an okra?

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I got here 42 years ago. Things I miss already:
1) Folks at the bar (club, these days) don't stand and remove hats when "Dixie" comes on the jukebox (none of those left either and that tune wouldn't be on it anyway).
2) Gun racks in pickups. Most times a lever action 30-30 and a pump 12 ga. Ready for any game, all year long. Great conversation starters.
3) Being able to swim in a "swimming hole." Back in the day, I and my current honey would dip in a lake to cool off. Not many gators about around 1980. "Egg layers" populate fast, any water more than 8 feet across and 2 foot deep has a bull gator at the bottom ready to eat.
4) 2 lane roads where you need the high beams at night due to complete darkness. I don't know that I've clicked them on in the 21st century.
5) Going down the end of the street past the "dead end barrier", setting up some paper plates for targets, blasting away with my Model 19 and nobody calling the cops or if called, talking guns instead of threats of "armed trespass."
6) Speaking clearly and having the receiver understand exactly what I need.
There's more but I already have a bonus point for this year. Joe
 
The first question asked by a Southerner of a new comer is, "Who's your family?" Your answer will affect your "status" in the community. If your from one of the "correct" families, you are welcomed like a long lost relative. However, if your not from one of the "socially acceptable" families, your a "social outcast" in the community.

In Georgia, the correct way of asking this is "Who's your people"?
 
My Pa!

Haha ain't seen that since childhood [emoji23]

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My dad introduced that to me in my youth.
His favorite was Rootbeer/Peanuts!:D
I thought he was mean as a snake in my youth, turns out he just loved me a heap!:p
Today, his money is mud & I'll do anything for that 87 yr old man!
#MyDadRocks
 
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