The fuse is lit

[Rotorhead1026]

Sorry Caj

There is no time for magazines in this situation.

Just hold on!

Magazines are useful if you run low on TP.

 

[Rustyt1953]

Magazines are glossy. You might as well use Cut-Rite.

 

[Timothy2700]

That cherry drink is nasty. Like sweet-tarts on steroids.
The pharmacist recommended that as the lesser of two evils - apparently lemon flavored is even worse.
Hope everything comes out okay ;-)

 

[DWalt]

I used a product called Movi-Prep for my first colonoscopy, and it about killed me, swore to never use it again even if it was ordered. And I haven't for any subsequent tests. I have just used Epsom salts in lemonade instead. It does the job.

 

[Mike SC Hunter]

16 oz of a Vile tasting cherry flavored liquid followed by 32 oz water within the hour.
Repeat at 11:00.
Wife has been instructed to keep bathroom clear.
Got new American Rifleman and new DU magazine in position.
Think I'm ready

DON'T COUGH!!!

 

[Mike SC Hunter]

Magazines are useful if you run low on TP.

Gloss pages don't(do the job) work...........

 

[armadillo]

Hope you get a good report when you wake up from the fentanyl.

 

[GaryS]

Best news I got at my last appointment was that I was not due for a close up inspection for two more years. I thought I was due this December, but nope.

 

[coltle6920]

Forget the toilet paper. The splash back alone will require at least one bath towel.

Wont be able to blame any cows for this brown cloud.

 

[rwsmith]

Did you......

I’m batting 0-2: canceled on me both times. They apparently don’t consider it to be terribly important.

...do the whole prep twice only to be cancelled?

 

[CH4]

My Android tablet sustained me throughout my captivity.

The worst part was my legs going to sleep leaving me with potty polio.

Given the amount of posts you have, you must get three colonoscopies a week.

 

[Toyman]

Tak to your DR. about SUPREP. My wife and I have used it for out prep. Cost $47 worth every penny. Much milder than others.

 

[Rudi]

May want to keep a mop handy too.

 

[Rustyt1953]

 

[soFlaNative]

Good report, the crew told me I snored.

 

[steelslaver]

Cajun, For once we know you are not full of it.

 

[CAJUNLAWYER]

[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKcAYMb5uk4[/ame]

 

[JcMack]

Apparently there's an add-on gadget that turns your toilet into a bidet. A friend of mine's wife had one installed on their convenience and he admits it's the cat's-pajamas.

 

[ladder13]

Has the probe started?

 

[SMSgt]

Last month I endured my 5-year bore scoping. They gave me pills for the prep, handful of horse pills to take at 9 pm and 3 am. Those things tore up my stomach and also made me puke. I guess that was okay because I was getting scoped from both ends.