worst movie ever, ever, ever, ever, ever
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I thought that I was the only one who didn't like "Wanda." I watched it and tried really hard to like it but failed.
ANYTHING on Hallmark- all the same story written differently...
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Most of these are why Mystery Science Theater 3000 was created. Manos The Hand Of Fate was hilarious on MST3K.
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I just read the Wikipedia plot synopsis of Poor Things, and it has to be a joke.
The "worst movie I've ever seen" label is tied between In the Bedroom and Red Tails...
There are a lot of movies....
..worse than 'Plan 9 From Outer Space'. Try "Manos, The Hands of Fate". Most 'bad' movies are BORING. But I get that Iam Rand is talking about a different sort of 'bad' movie. Sicko movies. Even John Waters films are somewhat entertaining, albeit perverse. Nothing like somebody trying to make a SERIOUS perverse movie as an 'art' or 'psychological' film.
I did walk out of 'Thunderbolt and Lightfoot' because we were dating, the script didn't seem too hot and when it just got to being downright crude we left, mostly in disappointment at the drop in quality from what I was used to in Clint's movies.
One movie (and we make an art out of watching bad films) that I was sorry I went to see was the 'Blair Witch Project'. The script was terrible, as was the premise and that constant 'shaky cam' about made me seasick. And it was more annoying than scary. A 14 year old girl might find it scary. And I don't think those teenagers could go to the bathroom by themselves, much less hike out into a patch of woods, though I do remember SOME people as teenagers that were about as clueless about everything. I chose not to hang around with them, though.
..worse than 'Plan 9 From Outer Space'. Try "Manos, The Hands of Fate". Most 'bad' movies are BORING. But I get that Iam Rand is talking about a different sort of 'bad' movie. Sicko movies. Even John Waters films are somewhat entertaining, albeit perverse. Nothing like somebody trying to make a SERIOUS perverse movie as an 'art' or 'psychological' film.
I did walk out of 'Thunderbolt and Lightfoot' because we were dating, the script didn't seem too hot and when it just got to being downright crude we left, mostly in disappointment at the drop in quality from what I was used to in Clint's movies.
One movie (and we make an art out of watching bad films) that I was sorry I went to see was the 'Blair Witch Project'. The script was terrible, as was the premise and that constant 'shaky cam' about made me seasick. And it was more annoying than scary. A 14 year old girl might find it scary. And I don't think those teenagers could go to the bathroom by themselves, much less hike out into a patch of woods, though I do remember SOME people as teenagers that were about as clueless about everything. I chose not to hang around with them, though.
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I forgot my entry in the bad movie derby. The third Eddie Murphy "Beverly Hills Cop." That one made it clear that the BHC series had fallen over the cliff and it was time to bury its corpse. But wait for it - I recently read something about a fourth BHC being in the works. And also starring Eddie Murphy. Hollywood must be desperate for ideas.
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The new remake of Roadhouse, of all films, would seem to confirm that.
I went on imdb to look up "Poor Things ".
It seemed to be split between people hailing it as a great movie and others condemning it as soft core porn at best and pedophilia at worst.
From what I read. I'd have to go with the latter.
I have no plans to watch it.
It seemed to be split between people hailing it as a great movie and others condemning it as soft core porn at best and pedophilia at worst.
From what I read. I'd have to go with the latter.
I have no plans to watch it.
I'd say there is a difference in what "worst" means.
Plan 9 and Manos were low/no budget films. No surprise that they were terrible.
Zardoz was just weird.
Poor Things is just perverted.
So I would say worst is subjective.
Plan 9 and Manos were low/no budget films. No surprise that they were terrible.
Zardoz was just weird.
Poor Things is just perverted.
So I would say worst is subjective.
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That's been the case for decades.
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B and lower movies should be exempt from the list. There's no pretense that they're anything but mindless entertainment.
"Goonies" has to be the worst I've ever seen.
The sweaters and fireplace 12 months a year channel. Sticking pins under my fingernails is more enjoyable than anything on that channel.
You might think so but, once you see it you can't unsee it. It was a seriously made film and I am sure that it will win awards but, it is just a sick film made by Hollywood perverts. Ruffalo I can see being in it but, I was disappointed to see Dafoe in it. It was a step over softcore porn but, not outright hardcore.
Taking classes while I was working in SVU has shown me minds that are not good. I can safely say that the mind that wrote this book and the people that produced it do not have good minds.
For those that say this movie is about empowering women, they are smoking too much of what they are selling. Look for the gold or silver ring around their mouth.
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"The Devil's Rain" with William Shatner.
For years we used the Eric Bana Hulk movie as the template for the worst movie ever. As in, it was bad, but better than the Hulk..
Billy Jack.
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Vietnam-era hippie movie garbage. There were several Billy Jack movies, I think I saw only the first. That was more than enough to satisfy my curiosity.
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