Great example. He missed having a career in politics.
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Great example. He missed having a career in politics.
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How about " Up the estuary of solid excretion without visible means of propulsion."
That exceeds the parameters of my skill set. ( I don't know how to do it)
It Was An Undocumented Redistribution of Capital Assets - (we stole it!)
Solid State Particulate De Accumulator - (snow shovel)
Bekeart
Solid State Particulate De Accumulator - (snow shovel)
Bekeart
I would rather observe the hydrogen molecules evaporate from the pigment infused latex-polymer coating applied to vertical room dividers.
Take a firm grasp of thy weapon for thou art surely descended from domestic canines.
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Although he's slowed down a bit in his old age, Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones says less with more than any politician I've ever heard.
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Had to keep my eyes open at work before things thermally reconfigured or kinetically disassembled.
Years ago while in graduate school, I skipped class, and when asked the reason, I replied:
"I was doing a study on the survival capabilities of winged migratory waterfowl in an environment of extreme hostility."
Translation: I was out duck hunting with a couple buddies.
"I was doing a study on the survival capabilities of winged migratory waterfowl in an environment of extreme hostility."
Translation: I was out duck hunting with a couple buddies.
Alpo
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He departed to defecate, and was devoured by the swine.
That reminds me of when our oldest son was three years old. He said to me, "Daddy, I've got to defecate."
I didn't say anything...just took him into the bathroom and set him on the toilet. Then he said, "You know why I said that? That way nobody knows what you really have to do."
I found out later that he picked up that term from staying at his grandpa's house for the afternoon.
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(Above my pay grade)
(Above my pay grade)
Alpo
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Micturate on a vertical lariat
Consuming the distillate of varied grains, to enhance reality..
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That reminds me of when our oldest son was three years old. He said to me, "Daddy, I've got to defecate."
I didn't say anything...just took him into the bathroom and set him on the toilet. Then he said, "You know why I said that? That way nobody knows what you really have to do."
I found out later that he picked up that term from staying at his grandpa's house for the afternoon.
An inspiration to grandfathers everywhere!!!
It is our duty to get revenge on our offspring by teaching their children mischief they haven't even thought of yet!
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Eschew Sesquipedalianism!
(They're real words. Honest.)
(They're real words. Honest.)
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