Sgt. Mike Viet Nam Humor

I only called home once via the Mars Network. We deloyed to Sicily once for 30 days. We borrowed the MARS Station from MCAS Cherry Point and took it with us. Built a dipole antenna with safety wire and broom sticks down the front side of our three story barracks. Opened it up to the entire base for their use too.
 
A deck of cards and board games won't help...........However, a dry hooch to sleep in probably would!

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I think we had the opposite, a de-morale officer. Someone showed up and wanted everyone to shine their brass and polish their boots. They even wanted us to run a PRT. I don't think the pilots and RIO's were included. Did officers have to do PRT's? This didn't go over well with the peons. A Sargent in the squadron was dating a senators daughter. After a work slowdown and a letter to the sargent's girlfriend, we didn't have to run or polish. The brass threatened us with mutiny, but that wouldn't work because things still got repaired and the planes flew. It really didn't make sense because of all the sand and sweat. Boots wore out in about six months trudging through the sand.
Oh the fun we had.
 
Sensitivity Training for the "new" military. When I was in they tried "Sensitivity Training" as part of the "Human Relations" program. You had to attend "Phase One " & "Phase Two" Human Relations before being sent to "Phase Three" which was "Sensitivity Training". They had to stop it and shut it down.........Why you ask? Well not enough Referee's for the festivities!!
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Have known a few that had gotten this option from the judge. For the most part they seemed to have changed their ways............

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Marty Kench, Jail or the Corps. He made it through about 3 weeks in country before UCMJ caught up with him. Four years later the doctor pulled the plug. He had his chance but he did not take it. Karma.
 
I wonder what foods are verbooten on a sub, if any? Just how good are the air scrubbers? Knew a guy that would eat deer sausage, cheese and drink a couple of beers. The next day at work a green cloud followed him around. Used a lot of stick matches around him in an effort to combat the stench!

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Is that a rifle on the top bunk? A little over kill for Vector Control. For the uninitiated, a Vector is anything that can transmit a disease, like a mosquito. There are, of course many other vectors.

Yes, that's a M-14. Hey the mosquitoes were really big. LOL.
The rats were a different story. Everyone would wait until around 0200 when you could hear them scratching around. All of a sudden there were six bayonets stuck in the floor. We all tried but never hit one or a hooch mate. Get bit by a rat or mouse and it was a trip to the hospital ship.
There was very little standing water and everything was sand. Not many mosquitoes. We still had to take those nasty tablets.
Oh the fun we had.
Here is a picture that I took of my M16 in Da Nang. Someone had asked me for a picture of what I had there. Took a "display" picture for them.

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