We recently had high winds here in Northeast Iowa. Lots of trees blown down. On out acreage we had two tree branches blown down, one right over our burn pile. The branches turned brown and Missus Fan wanted me to burn the pile. I told her it would light the tree on fire. Looked up and there was one small branch holding it up. Had a great idea. Opened up my Zanotti safe and got my 12 Gauge M12 Winchester Shotgun. Walked out and she said "what are you doing". I said "I'm gonna shoot the branch down". She looked skeptical. Went under it. Put the bead on the branch and pulled the trigger. It came crashing down. I looked at her and said "Darlin', always trust a man with a Winchester Shotgun".