Shooting4life
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Also, if you drive an suv/truck it need to be a 4x4 and if you drive a car it needs to have the largest engine available for that model. You cannot drive a hybrid/camry/bug.
Reasons to have your MANcard revoked
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Capt Steve
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Yep, got napkin rings in our house but the last time I used one was to prop up my new model 10 so I could get a decent picture and post it here. (o;
I submit if you order a warm beverage and use more words than "Black coffee" your card is definitely in jeopardy.
I submit if you order a warm beverage and use more words than "Black coffee" your card is definitely in jeopardy.
rburg
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Of course that's BS.
Carrying a prewar N frame, one that looks evil and dangerous, should permanently shut up the non-believers. We're not talking about dragging out a cute little J frame (or worse, an I). A postwar gun, like a 5 screw 44 or 41 is also sufficient. A survival hint for the uninformed: Laugh at a man with a mans gun, prepare to be embarrassed (or shot.)
The issue of manpurses is disgusting. Especially the belt packs. I'm thinking they send a message, the wrong one. And they're not big enough to carry anything masculine.
rburg
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Well, maybe. the hybrid if a "car" or the VeeWee I agree. But if its your wife's car and you're going out with her, you drive. If she won't climb into your truck covered with mud, you drive her ride. Hybrids come in full size versions of acceptable vehicles. No reason to paint with a wide brush here.
Another exception would be driving what your employer provides and pays for.
I dunno - I think it needs to be said somewhat abruptly: "coffee (pause, pause) black"
nogoodnamesleft
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The lady doth protest too much, methinks.....
Bullseye 2620
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I deem this acceptable use. Perhaps I was too stern in my previous post on this critical issue. Therefore, I revise my position to state that one may retain his mancard if there are napkins rings in the house, but only if one uses them only for the purpose above (or similar).
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How about wearing your pants with the crotch at knee level and your underwear exposed for the whole world to see? My wife and I followed someone dressed like this in the mall and had a good laugh. Five waddle-steps, reach back and pull the pants up a little, five more waddle-steps, reach back and pull the pants up. My wife commented that it looked like he had filled his drawers!
In case you are wondering, I was in the mall to buy new hiking boots. I only go to the mall to buy hiking boots and tools at Sears.
In case you are wondering, I was in the mall to buy new hiking boots. I only go to the mall to buy hiking boots and tools at Sears.
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dacoontz
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Even THIS one?
Bullseye
Yes, unless you are using a flock of flamingos or cotton candy machine as cover.
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dacoontz
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You have nothing to worry about as long as you arrive at the mall in that mach 1 in your avatar.
gunnut44
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Often I work many hours on turnarounds in oil refinerys, steel mills, etc and bring home some good coin, but when sitting around at breaks and lunch hearing all these "Men" that are so whooped by their wives. They cant play a few hands of cards, get in the check pools which will sometimes pay out a grand because they get their allowance and have to explain what they need money at work for, how about this, because I earned it and dont have to explain anything about a extra fifty when Im working seven 12's or more. There are many that lost or never had a "Man Card" and we remind them of it every chance we get!!!
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Evil Dog
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How about iffn' it a full-auto pink gun?
Evil Dog
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Pretty hard to look properly menacing when you need one of your hands just to hold up your pants.
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For minor offenses a guy should just get a punch in his card. When he accumulates enough punches the card will just revoke itself. For major offenses, like body piercings not done with a gun, the card needs to be revoked on the spot though.
Wheelgunner840
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Speaking of piercings, the ad at the top of this thread is now for "Genuine diamond nose jewelery" 
If you have a stud anywhere but in the walls of your home, your man card is Elvis! Gone, not coming back!!!
WG840
If you have a stud anywhere but in the walls of your home, your man card is Elvis! Gone, not coming back!!! WG840
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