Three Gingers sitting on a bench...

walnutred · Dec 11, 2023

This weekend we took the family to a Christmas event called Dickens Christmas. After walking around for awhile my daughter, granddaughter and I all sat together on a park bench.

I heard someone say: Look, three Gingers setting on a bench. Sound like the opening line of a joke.

Someone else commented: Yes, a joke for which no one had the nerve to write a punchline.

jeffrefrig · Dec 11, 2023

I take it yinz have red hair. I dated a red head for a while. Yeah, no redhead jokes. The punch line will be with your face!!

Ivan the Butcher · Dec 11, 2023

I've seen your massive arms in action, I've seen your daughter shoot, the granddaughter is the only one anyone could survive making wise cracks at.

I figure she will no longer be survivable when you've given her a few more lessons in "Stomp Diplomacy" or 5th grade, whichever comes first!

Ivan

robvious · Dec 11, 2023

As a now mostly white haired former redhead, I resemble that remark...
Being trans-ginger, I still identify as a redhead...

Breakaway500 · Dec 11, 2023

I would think being compared to Ginger would be a compliment. Ok maybe not the male..

Rustyt1953 · Dec 11, 2023

She was 19 when I caught fire.

LVSteve · Dec 11, 2023

My wife has red hair and is Hispanic. Yeah, I love living on the edge.

wood714 · Dec 11, 2023

My hair was red, it's still kinda blondish with a little red left.

Ivan the Butcher · Dec 11, 2023

Walnutred and I had a friend in High School That was a beautiful Red Head! She was 6'1 or 2"and well-proportioned at about 170 pounds. She looked very nice, but you always looked a little closer than she really was. She had a very sweet disposition, but her older sister could go from Zero to Berserk in about 3 seconds!

Out of High School our friend was a Missionary in Jamacia's wild end for about 1.5 to 2 years. The local Witch Doctors were absolutely terrified of her!

Ivan

Dave.357 · Dec 11, 2023

We call them Ginger Snaps around here.

dmn57 · Dec 11, 2023

Before I defoliated my top was covered in bright red. While both daughters started out with the same color, the elder eventually became blond (naturally, more or less) but the younger is carrying on her dad's legacy. And yes, she is a handful!

Rotorhead1026 · Dec 11, 2023

robvious said:
As a now mostly white haired former redhead, I resemble that remark...
Being trans-ginger, I still identify as a redhead...

No one would dare contradict you.

Rotorhead1026 · Dec 11, 2023

Breakaway500 said:
I would think being compared to Ginger would be a compliment. Ok maybe not the male..

Most prefer MaryAnn.

Rustyt1953 · Dec 11, 2023

Bald1 · Dec 11, 2023

Mary Ann!!!!! All day Everyday Twice on Sunday

Skeet 028 · Dec 11, 2023

Ahhhh. Redheads...my favorite poison. But it seemed like every one I caught was like that 6' 1" tall gals sister...zero to berserk in 3 seconds or less. I just had an affinity for redhead crazy women. something like my daughters dog. I just couldn't stand not catching that porcupine...no matter how much it hurt!

Rotorhead1026 · Dec 11, 2023

Rustyt1953 said:

In all seriousness, hook up with Mrs. Howell and buy all the Gingers and MaryAnns you want.

walnutred · Dec 12, 2023

Rotorhead1026 said:
In all seriousness, hook up with Mrs. Howell and buy all the Gingers and MaryAnns you want.

I watched some G-I reruns lately. The older I get the better Mrs. Howell is looking.

jeffrefrig · Dec 12, 2023

walnutred said:
I watched some G-I reruns lately. The older I get the better Mrs. Howell is looking.

There's another thread here "You know you're getting older when..."

Golddollar · Dec 12, 2023

Rotorhead1026 said:
In all seriousness, hook up with Mrs. Howell and buy all the Gingers and MaryAnns you want.

Thurston Howell III might have something to say about that!

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