Steven Wright quotes

Irritated an engineer friend when I gave him a hypothetical question. If you are flying in a plane going 3,000 fps and have a machine gun pointed forward with a cartridge only capable 2,900 fps, when you pull the trigger, will you be shooting yourself in the head? At the question he had a question for me which was, "Did your parents have any children that were not born brain dead"?
 
Retired W4 said:
Back in the mid-60's I worked at Fyr-Fyter, a factory in Dayton that made all sorts of fire extinguishers. Well one night one of the big paint booths caught on fire. All of us night shift crazies thought, no problem. We've got this handled. Lots of fun but we eventually had to call the FD.:eek:

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Being captain of a fire station and being a little OCD, my station was spotless and organized to say the least. Many other captains were shown my station in a way to inspire them to do better. You can't even fathom the kidding I got for years when my station was the only building in the county to fail the annual fire inspection. Seems we didn't have enough fire extinguisher. I explained we had 4, all with engines and tires but that fell on deaf ear.
 
Steven Wright is one of the funniest guys I know. One other one he says is "Why do we drive on a parkway and park in a driveway?"
 
" I spilled spot remover on my dog, now he's gone." Steven Wright
 
See the plane.....

30-30remchester said:
Irritated an engineer friend when I gave him a hypothetical question. If you are flying in a plane going 3,000 fps and have a machine gun pointed forward with a cartridge only capable 2,900 fps, when you pull the trigger, will you be shooting yourself in the head? At the question he had a question for me which was, "Did your parents have any children that were not born brain dead"?
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...that shot itself down:

Did A Grumman F11 Tiger Shoot Itself Down? - Plane & Pilot Magazine
 
I saw a wicker chair that I liked at a party, so I stole it. I unraveled it and slid it through the key hole.

I stayed at a hotel that had the pool on the 50th floor. Boy, was it deep.
 
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