A cabbie picks up a Nun

[JOERM]

A cabbie picks up a Nun.
>
> She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab
> driver won't stop staring at her.
>
> She asks him why he is staring.
>
> He replies:
> 'I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you.'
>
> She answers,
> 'My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am
> and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see
> and
> hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you
> could
> say or ask that I would find offensive.'
>
> 'Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.'
>
> She responds, 'Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1,
> you have
> to be single and #2, you must be Catholic.'
>
> The cab driver is very excited and says,
> 'Yes, I'm single and Catholic!'
>
> 'OK' the nun says. 'Pull into the next alley.'
>
> The n un fulfills his fantasy, with a kiss that would
> make a hooker blush.
>
> But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts
> crying.
>
> 'My dear child,' says the nun, 'why are you crying?'
>
> 'Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess,
> I'm married and I'm Jewish.'
>
> The nun says, 'That's OK.
> My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party.'
>

 

[Jim Shugart]

True story:

I work in a Roman Catholic facility. I was joking with one of the sisters a while back and asked her if it would be OK if she went out to dinner and to a movie with me.

She replied, "Well, I guess that would be OK occasionally, but you can't get into the habit".

 

[ingmansinc]

Well, I hope you are happy! You just offended Catholics, nuns, Jewish people, married people, single people, gays, straight people, cab drivers, hookers, handsome guys, and all of us who enjoy Halloween.

 

[Joni_Lynn]

You just offended Catholics, nuns, Jewish people, married people, single people, gays, straight people, cab drivers, hookers, handsome guys, and all of us who enjoy Halloween.

Mission successful!

 

[Super38]

Now that's funny!