All my financial problems are over.

I receive 20 - 30 of these "offers" daily. one firm tap on the delete button and im good to go.....
 
Oh yea of so little faith -- it is clear that the Nigerian government is
taking the responsible path to helping scam victims recoup their investments and the $1 billion compensation simply adds COLA adjustments plus legal interest, plus a little something for mental anguish and suffering to make sure victims get fair compensation even though they only invested $10,000 in the investment/oil money/ diamond scam.

I know that this is legitimate because just today I was offered a post as Adjutant General of all Nigerian land forces, including the Royal Nigerian Army, the Nigerian Marines and the Nigerian National Police and if I sent in $10,000 in confirmation fees within 24 hurs, as a bonus, I would be appointed as the Fleet Admiral of the Nigerian Coast Guard and my flag vessel would be a 24-ft pontoon boat with a Naugahyde sofa and twin-50 cal mounts. Plus, if I sent in another $5,000, I would be awarded the Loyal Order of the Cocoanut with crossed palms, crossed civet cats, and crossed machetes and a giant purple sash to wear over my uniform to put the numerous other ribbons and awards that would be given to me, plus the chance to earn the River Assault badge, assuming the hipos and crocodiles don't interrupt the training. They just sent me my orders and asked if President McKinley would vouch for me.

Very Impressive! Adjutant General of all Nigerian Land Forces, & Fleet admiral of the Nigerian Coast Guard....so you'd be commanding fifteen, maybe twenty guys? A bargain! The sash & all those crossed orders would seal the deal for me. You should hold out far a cigarette boat, though. In that kind of political clime, you never know when you might need to take an extremely fast boat ride!:eek::cool:
 
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