Always liked this guy!
How y'all are?
I see it's been full speed adrift.
I see house cleanin's been mentioned.
I will do it. Under duress. And/or under dressed.
It's December 22nd, and it's 69 in the dining room! Even with the stove turned down.
I really don't mind it. Being under dressed, that is. I still mind house cleaning.
Can't not do it with company coming to visit.
I should enlist them...seeing as it's their fault it has to be clean in the first place.
Welcome! (they come in the door)
Here's a broom.
Here's a duster.
Here's a rag and some furniture polish.
Have at it!
And if your job passes muster, you get Christmas dinner.
And yes, you will be enlisted to help with the dishes.
How else are you going to earn dessert?

Would I really be that cruel? Nah.
