Annoyed at thread drift

[timn8er]

Somebody's going to the barn dance...

No, he's cooking his steak "Texas Rare"!

 

[bigride]

Well, I guess you're jealous.

Yup. I got the grill ready to go. It's gonna be a hot date...for the cow.

 

[timn8er]

Kinda makes ya wanna go...

You left out the part about Texas putting in an express lane for killers that are especially heinous. If you can't follow the laws it's probably best you don't come here.

 

[bigride]

timn8er, I take it you are from Texas. Nothing but respect for y'all. Got friends and family down that way. They say it can get a might warm down there.

 

[timn8er]

Trying to remember,
How does one find Texas ?

I find Texas great, inspiring, & a fantastic place to live...except for Texas drivers, they are the one fly in the ointment. But it's better than living in God's waiting room...

 

[Rustyt1953]

After the party's over...

 

[BigCityChief]

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away ...

 

[soFlaNative]

I find Texas great, inspiring, & a fantastic place to live...except for Texas drivers, they are the one fly in the ointment. But it's better than living in God's waiting room...

Could be worse...

 

[jell-dog]

Absolutely! They float.
How else did they make it here?
Pretty sure they didn't arrive via bird droppings!

Maybe the Doe-Doe droppings brought the coconut here?
Would explain why the Doe-Doe is now extinct!!!

 

[Rustyt1953]

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away ...

Unless that "bull" has been to Denmark, I believe that's an all night buffet hangin' there.

 

[BigCityChief]

Maybe the Doe-Doe droppings brought the coconut here?

Would explain why the Doe-Doe is now extinct!!!

Ahem... You really know how to hurt a guy's feelings.

 

[jell-dog]

I don't think guns work that well in the drift? Look at that you can see the bullet in flight!

The nature of the DRIFT also shows why it is VERY SMART to keep your hand and fingers BEHIND the cylinder gap on wheel guns!!!

 

[jell-dog]

Ahem... You really know how to hurt a guy's feelings.

Your feelings are hurt?
Is this "hurt" before or after passing the coconut??

 

[ditrina]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
FIRE!!

BEEDO BEEDO BEEDO!!

 

[Rustyt1953]

I'm experiencing a serious deviled egg jones. Need to do something about it. I make mine with very finely minced onion, dill pickle relish, real mayonnaise (Hellmann's only), a dab of Mister Mustard, coarse black pepper, and a little softened unsalted butter for a richer flavor and texture.

Writing this is damn near killing me.

It sounds like an apology note to your neighbors.

 

[BigCityChief]

Your feelings are hurt?

Is this "hurt" before or after passing the coconut??

After - those coconuts are HUGE!!

 

[loknload]

He didn't get hurt passing the coconut and his is really,really HUGE!

 

[bigride]

Be careful banging your coconuts together.
https://youtu.be/JHFXG3r_0B8

 

[Isis1200L]

Ooooookaaay. Since we're talkin' nuts...

G'night, Drifters. Tomorrow is Moan-day. Back to the platinum mine....mooooooan.

 

[loknload]

It's hard to find a worthwhile Hardware store with a good variety of nuts and bolts!

 

[GaryS]

That's what I like about Tru Value hardware stores. Plus they have other hard to find stuff that the big box stores don't carry.

It's hard to find a worthwhile Hardware store with a good variety of nuts and bolts!

 

[Rustyt1953]

From General McAuliffe to the German commander:

Nuts!

Wish we had more like him.

 

[skrazo]

G'night, Drifters. Tomorrow is Moan-day. Back to the platinum mine....mooooooan.

Or...................just one more day in "Paradise".

 

[BigCityChief]

Time to go! Have to be out the door to work in 5 and a half hours.

 

[skrazo]

It was a slow day here today, but ...........

maybe I can "stir the pot" tomorrow!

Remember, it's not, "How high are you?" it's "Hi, how are you?" ............. Just sayin'

 

[timn8er]

Could be worse...

Well then, looks like you're all set. Enjoy!

 

[timn8er]

Ooooookaaay. Since we're talkin' nuts...

G'night, Drifters. Tomorrow is Moan-day. Back to the platinum mine....mooooooan.

Were those collected by that shiny squirrel of yours?

 

[snubbyfan]

Well I just got done editing a coupla hours of videos for my wife to send her Mom for Mother's Day. Missed lotsa driftin' but just got myself caught up.
Gonna miss more tomorrow, got lotsa stuff to do.

 

[loknload]

snubbyfan -Gonna miss more tomorrow, got lotsa stuff to do.

Well Brother snub, you just got to much stuff!

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[loknload]

That's a wrap good night all!