Annoyed at thread drift

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snubbyfan said:
If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull...But that's not the worst of it.

My headlights are out of focus, and it's especially hard to see things up close.

My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather.

My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins.

It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns inefficiently.

But here's the worst of it. Almost every time I sneeze, cough or sputter, either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires!
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Snubby, I know what you mean. Sometimes I feel like this;



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A guy was driving when a policeman pulled him over.

He rolled down his window and said to the officer, "Is there a problem, Officer?"

"No problem at all. I just observed your safe driving and am pleased to award you a $5,000 Safe Driver Award. Congratulations. What do you think you're going to do with the money?"

He thought for a minute and said, "Well, I guess I'll go get that drivers' license."

The lady sitting in the passenger seat said to the policeman, "Oh, don't pay attention to him - he's a smartass when he's drunk and stoned."

The guy from the back seat said, "I TOLD you guys we wouldn't get far in a stolen car!"

At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a muffled voice said, "Are we over the border yet?"
 
timn8er said:
Sounds kinda good to me...please let us know how the baconberry muffins turn out!
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No baconberry muffins today. My blueberries went moldy and I had to chuck both packages. Phhhhht.
So the only bakin' was the bacon, which turned out super yummy.

I did pick some really fab black raspberries in my neighbors yard just before it started to get dark.
The canes are thicker than my thumb at the bottom. The bearing canes were so heavy with berries, they were breaking.
Didn't help that they were sodden from yesterday and today's rain.
I'm gonna make black raspberry muffins tomorrow.

Night-night, Drifters! Sweet dreams.
 
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labworm said:
Chilly rainy day in Boston.

My TV bit the dust awhile ago and I was forced to buy a Sony Smart TV, wasn't thrilled about it. But ladder13 said I would like it, but I like many others don't care to change and learn new things.;)

Well, now I wouldn't give it up, yes I have to eat a little crow.:D

Watched this lady this afternoon, my favorite all time female singer who I always was nuts about.;)

So maybe take a few minutes and see if you enjoy her as much as I do, in her 60's and still beautiful, concert in Chicago Live.:cool: Great song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_SYjv6HxRI
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Yeah baby! That's what I remember, I think.
 
Well that's a wrap! Got the little one back home,going to miss her she's a real pistol! :D When we met her dad at the swap point she was glad to see her dad. Before that she didn't want to go home! But the wife is already planning her next stay.
Have an early cat scan scheduled for in the morning, hopefully nothing shows so I'm calling it a night!

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Monday morning,don't know if I can drink enough coffee for a Monday! Wow,sure are a lot of Dr. visits this mornining,Pawngal,Rusty1953,hope your visits go well. Sounds like we will need to require a drifter to bring a list of their meds when they post. My own list is in my wallet because it seems even the dentist and optometrist ask for it as well as for any other medical contact . Drifting on we had a gator attack in the area yesterday sounds like the young boy was lucky to get away,high waters have really raised the big gator reports on the news.
 
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My schedule gives me Sunday and Monday off which is good but since Sunday falls on my Saturday when I'm still in the mood to get things done, I don't which means come Monday I'm like the dog in the picture, trying but having a hard time getting started unless I'm out before sunrise getting set up and started but by 0830 the temp and humidity is well into the 80's which I rationalize into a quick break and end up here looking for picture of butt-stuck dogs and nuts.

I think I'll breathe now :)
 
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