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vonn
US Veteran
Damn! They are supposed to bring my new A/C tomorrow !
vonn
US Veteran
Eskimo pie,Moon pie= yum! Pecan,peach,Apple,Banana,etc. I want pie!
Three Little Kittens poem
AKA - 3 Little Kittens
Three little kittens they lost their mittens, and they began to cry,
"Oh mother dear, we sadly fear that we have lost our mittens."
"What! Lost your mittens, you naughty kittens!
Then you shall have no pie."
"Meeow, meeow, meeow, now we shall have no pie."
The three little kittens they found their mittens,
And they began to cry,
"Oh mother dear, see here, see here
For we have found our mittens."
"Put on your mittens, you silly kittens
And you shall have some pie"
"Meeow, meeow, meeow,
Now let us have some pie."
The three little kittens put on their mittens
And soon ate up the pie.
AKA - 3 Little Kittens
Three little kittens they lost their mittens, and they began to cry,
"Oh mother dear, we sadly fear that we have lost our mittens."
"What! Lost your mittens, you naughty kittens!
Then you shall have no pie."
"Meeow, meeow, meeow, now we shall have no pie."
The three little kittens they found their mittens,
And they began to cry,
"Oh mother dear, see here, see here
For we have found our mittens."
"Put on your mittens, you silly kittens
And you shall have some pie"
"Meeow, meeow, meeow,
Now let us have some pie."
The three little kittens put on their mittens
And soon ate up the pie.
No kittens with mittens were around either! 
Sorry I got a little sappy there.
What with the world ending and all I figure why not let my inner kid flag fly.
What with the world ending and all I figure why not let my inner kid flag fly.
jell-dog
US Veteran, Absent Comrade
boatme99
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What a crock.
There's no way those kittens ate that pie.
They couldn't hold their forks with those mittens on!
I'm canceling all my IOU' s.
Sounds like a good reason to have a party. My place is too small for the planet. Anybody got room for one last blowout?
Why do kittens need mittens? And why are mittens required of kittens to eat pie? Sounds like mama cat was being pretty unreasonable over some unnecssary kitten mittens? And what kind of pie would mittened kittens eat? And why were the kittens crying when they lost their mittens and then when they found their mittens? It sounds to me that this whole kitten mitten experience was very traumatic for these kittens both unmittened and mittened? Were these kitten mittens oven mittens to prevent parched paws for mittened kittens? Wait...when is the world ending?
And I was just getting to mail you the 50 smackers I owe you for knitting those kitten mittens.I'm canceling all my IOU' s.
Oh Lordy! Here we go with the squirrels again!
Oh, Lawd! It's not an acorn! It's a COCONUT!
I thinks I likes deh red skwirls betta den deh greys.
Dey's cuter. No 'fense to Parsley, tho.
His an above avridge skwirl.
I'm sooo happy! We gots rains today. Didn't hafta drag deh hose out for to watah deh bales.
I needs to take more pics. It's a jungle out dere!
Hey! It's 8:28. Time to makes wiff deh sleepins. Goooood driftin' this evenin'. Much laughing.
Night-night, Drifters!
Dey's cuter. No 'fense to Parsley, tho.
His an above avridge skwirl.
I'm sooo happy! We gots rains today. Didn't hafta drag deh hose out for to watah deh bales.
I needs to take more pics. It's a jungle out dere!
Hey! It's 8:28. Time to makes wiff deh sleepins. Goooood driftin' this evenin'. Much laughing.
Night-night, Drifters!
Damn! They are supposed to bring my new A/C tomorrow !
Vonn, hopefully you got that AC with a loan. That way after the world ends you won't have to worry about paying it back!
boatme99
Member
Oh, my. Pie.
Cherry and blackberry!
I was going to share, but the kittens had on their mittens, so couldn't hold their forks. The squirrels were crushed by coconuts. RoadTrash hasn't made it in from Tonopah. Brian Williams, well, I told him he wasn't welcome.
Besides, the world is about to end and Im hungry. I'm not waiting.
Cherry and blackberry!
I was going to share, but the kittens had on their mittens, so couldn't hold their forks. The squirrels were crushed by coconuts. RoadTrash hasn't made it in from Tonopah. Brian Williams, well, I told him he wasn't welcome.
Besides, the world is about to end and Im hungry. I'm not waiting.
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We used to have a not very good paramedic at my former agency. Why and how he got promoted I won't bore you with, but he was not up to our usual standard for promotion. I was working in communications one day when he called in sick.
I took the call and made the proper notation on the roster. My comment "Death takes a sick day." was funny then, but would probably get me fired now.
That was back when people had a sense of humor. I miss those days.
I took the call and made the proper notation on the roster. My comment "Death takes a sick day." was funny then, but would probably get me fired now.
That was back when people had a sense of humor. I miss those days.
A good night serenade.
This never gets old.
"Elaine" was actually a trained opera singer and was in many of the Stooges shorts.
[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=cPVpCdvlBPY[/ame]
This never gets old.
"Elaine" was actually a trained opera singer and was in many of the Stooges shorts.
[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=cPVpCdvlBPY[/ame]
Physician, heal thyself.
we can only hope.
Roadtrash
US Veteran
I got as far as Memphis and saw you weren't waiting so I turned around and am heading back to Tonopah. Blackberry pie!!!!!! Arghhhhhhh...I love blackberry pie, sniff, sniff. Oh well maybe next time. Gotta find pie, gotta find pie, oh Lord I gotta find pie.
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