For Tim's birthday.
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vonn
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Grand daughters spending the week end and I am tired! Hope everyone has a good drift,I am going to sleep. Little people really keep you hopping but I sure do melt when they turn on the charm.
A general visits an army hospital to check on the conditions and inspire the troops. Its WWI, trench warfare is living hell, and the men could really use some inspiration. The general starts talking to the wounded soldiers.
He goes up to the first man and says: "What brings you in here son?" The soldier replies: "sir, I got dysentery in the trenches, something awful." The general asks him: "How are they caring for you in here?" and the soldier replies: "Well sir, every day the nurses put a cool cloth on my head and they clean my behind with a soft brush." The general asks: "Is there anything else we can do for you?" and the soldier says: "No sir, the nurses are doing the best they can." The general seems satisfied, thanks him for his service and moves on to the next man.
The general approaches the second man's bed and asks: "What brings you in here son?" The soldier replies somewhat embarrassed: "Sir, I got gonorrhoea from a woman while I was on leave." The general laughs and says: "It happens to the best of us son, how are they caring for you in here?" and the soldier replies: "Well sir, every day the nurses put a cool cloth on my head and they clean my privates with a soft brush." The general asks: "Is there anything else we can do for you?" and the soldier says: "No sir, the nurses are doing the best they can." The general once again seems satisfied, thanks him for his service and moves on to the next man.
The general approaches the third man's bed and asks: "What brings you in here son?" The soldier tells him: "sir, I got strep throat in the trenches." The general asks: "How are they caring for you in here?" and the soldier replies: "Well sir, every day the nurses put a cool cloth on my head and they clean my throat with a soft brush." The general asks: "Is there anything else we can do for you?" and the soldier says: "Actually sir, there is one thing... I'd like to be the first one to use the brush."
He goes up to the first man and says: "What brings you in here son?" The soldier replies: "sir, I got dysentery in the trenches, something awful." The general asks him: "How are they caring for you in here?" and the soldier replies: "Well sir, every day the nurses put a cool cloth on my head and they clean my behind with a soft brush." The general asks: "Is there anything else we can do for you?" and the soldier says: "No sir, the nurses are doing the best they can." The general seems satisfied, thanks him for his service and moves on to the next man.
The general approaches the second man's bed and asks: "What brings you in here son?" The soldier replies somewhat embarrassed: "Sir, I got gonorrhoea from a woman while I was on leave." The general laughs and says: "It happens to the best of us son, how are they caring for you in here?" and the soldier replies: "Well sir, every day the nurses put a cool cloth on my head and they clean my privates with a soft brush." The general asks: "Is there anything else we can do for you?" and the soldier says: "No sir, the nurses are doing the best they can." The general once again seems satisfied, thanks him for his service and moves on to the next man.
The general approaches the third man's bed and asks: "What brings you in here son?" The soldier tells him: "sir, I got strep throat in the trenches." The general asks: "How are they caring for you in here?" and the soldier replies: "Well sir, every day the nurses put a cool cloth on my head and they clean my throat with a soft brush." The general asks: "Is there anything else we can do for you?" and the soldier says: "Actually sir, there is one thing... I'd like to be the first one to use the brush."
I don't normally regale you with the travails of my day because B: It's boring and 3: It's boring, but I spent a chunk of my day in the ER.
The biopsy plugs they took from inside my ear yesteday opened up. Because I take Xarelto ( I know, if I experience death, I am eligible for compensation) the bleeding would not stop.
I walked up to the desk with my finger in my ear and the nurse said "what is the problem"?
I pulled my finger out, blood squirted out and I said, "my arm's gettin tired".
Try driving a 5 speed with one hand. Good thing I know all 8 of the basic ballet movements.
The biopsy plugs they took from inside my ear yesteday opened up. Because I take Xarelto ( I know, if I experience death, I am eligible for compensation) the bleeding would not stop.
I walked up to the desk with my finger in my ear and the nurse said "what is the problem"?
I pulled my finger out, blood squirted out and I said, "my arm's gettin tired".
Try driving a 5 speed with one hand. Good thing I know all 8 of the basic ballet movements.
Roadtrash
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Hey Snubby, I just read that a female Bigfoot with long brown hair was seen in Virginia and she was carrying a baby bigfoot. You ain't been fooling around on those mountain hikes have you? Some say she might be heading for West Virginia, just saying.
Bahamaroot
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I think I'll have a few peanut butter M&M's now.
Roadtrash
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Uh-oh, the next page will be 440. I bet I know what that will bring for you Mopar fans.
BigCityChief
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Good night, Drifters!
BigCityChief
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Sorry - I couldn't wait.[emoji15]
Roadtrash
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It's okay you were really close anyway.
Roadtrash
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Well it's time for me to get off this thing for another day. Ya'll keep the critters at bay and Snubby keep your eyes open for that lady bigfoot she might be looking for support. Nite all.
I had one of those 440's in one of these.
Fastest stock production car I ever drove
Fastest stock production car I ever drove
SouthernGirl
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I'm still up, watching my oldest play with the sugar gliders and crocheting a bit, drifting on.....
vonn
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Quick catch up this morning,gotta have coffee!
Tuned in too late, so....
This one just a short ways from the house.
Hollywood, GA is on the way between here and Rocky Top, TN
Roadtrash
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Good morning drifters. Got my coffee and getting caught up on all the pictures this morning before football starts. Hope everybody has a good Saturday.
Skeptic 9c
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Good morning drifters!
Practicing my touch typing.
Geoff
Who notes putting in a BU Power Supply requires co-ordination...and much yelling over the phone.
Practicing my touch typing.
Geoff
Who notes putting in a BU Power Supply requires co-ordination...and much yelling over the phone.
I'm so glad.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Yi7AJvzRUA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Yi7AJvzRUA
I have seen some beastly women wandering around town.
My first Olds:
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In the year 442, the Roman Senate agreed to pay Attila 700 pounds of gold a year to not take their lunch money.
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Heartfelt thanks to Paradise Road for posting the caboose pictures.
Watching UCF at the Gamecocks was treated to a sidebar story of South Carolina's idea of a tail
gate venue.
With the number of inappropriate football terms available and UCF giving up 21 points in the 3rd, my sons and I have decided to roll with it and enjoy some 7th grade laughs.
Watching UCF at the Gamecocks was treated to a sidebar story of South Carolina's idea of a tail
gate venue.
With the number of inappropriate football terms available and UCF giving up 21 points in the 3rd, my sons and I have decided to roll with it and enjoy some 7th grade laughs.
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