jell-dog
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That sounds very good but there is no way you can call it light! Also if you refer to bacon anything around here you have to provide directions on how to make it or we could be on a bacon drift for a week or more!
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Bacon. Bacon! One of my few food groups.
BigCityChief
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NYPD Detective Joseph Lemm, Killed in Afghanistan, Was
RIP Joe.
(Sorry I couldn't get rid of the ad.)
RIP Joe.
(Sorry I couldn't get rid of the ad.)
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BigCityChief
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The well dressed pistol wears a bacon holster.
We are having a terrible thunder storm right now. A regular toad strangled.
What's a cubit?
What's a cubit?
OMG. If I'da been drinkin' Sprite, I'da spit it all over my keyboard!!!
TOO FUNNY! LOL!!!
My wife made something she calls "Gump balls."
She takes bread dough and wraps it around stuff.
They have different stuff in 'em. Like pepperoni, meatballs, ham, chicken and whatever else she happens to have on hand.
She calls them "Gump balls," 'cause ya never know what yer gonna get.
She takes bread dough and wraps it around stuff.
They have different stuff in 'em. Like pepperoni, meatballs, ham, chicken and whatever else she happens to have on hand.
She calls them "Gump balls," 'cause ya never know what yer gonna get.
I'd get a ruler and measure my forearm but I'd havta get off the sofa first.
We went down to Trader Joe's this afternoon.
Traffic was awful. I am SO happy it was 65 degrees and not 25.
It was bad enough wet; It would have been far worse frozen.
I am still not ready for Christmas. I haven't wrapped anything.
I'm behind in my house cleaning. (well, I'm kinda perpetually behind in that department.
)
Hey, anyone ever try to upsize an emoticon?
Let's see if it works.
Nope.
(See how I skillfully diverted the conversation away from housework?)
Well, I'm one of those who is keeping the lights on at work tomorrow. Gotta get my rest.
Notice I left the beauty out. I'm beautiful even if I'm sleep deprived.
Ooooops. Forgot my Night-night! Night-night, Drifters!
Traffic was awful. I am SO happy it was 65 degrees and not 25.
It was bad enough wet; It would have been far worse frozen.
I am still not ready for Christmas. I haven't wrapped anything.
I'm behind in my house cleaning. (well, I'm kinda perpetually behind in that department.
)Hey, anyone ever try to upsize an emoticon?
Let's see if it works.
Nope.
(See how I skillfully diverted the conversation away from housework?)
Well, I'm one of those who is keeping the lights on at work tomorrow. Gotta get my rest.
Notice I left the beauty out. I'm beautiful even if I'm sleep deprived.
Ooooops. Forgot my Night-night! Night-night, Drifters!
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I don't like math...or bacon. However...SNICKERDOODLES.
Breakfast tomorrow...oatmeal...with no bacon.
I am taking 4 days off in a row next week/weekend. First time I have taken that much time off at one time in over 10 years. I need it. My wife and I have zero plans. She likes bacon. She can't eat it...but she likes it.
I am drifting in my thread drift post. So that means that there is post drift in the thread drift.
Merry Christmas Eve Eve.
Wind is really blowing here.
Breakfast tomorrow...oatmeal...with no bacon.
I am taking 4 days off in a row next week/weekend. First time I have taken that much time off at one time in over 10 years. I need it. My wife and I have zero plans. She likes bacon. She can't eat it...but she likes it.
I am drifting in my thread drift post. So that means that there is post drift in the thread drift.
Merry Christmas Eve Eve.
Wind is really blowing here.
I looked. Does this mean GI Joe is going to punch me in the arm now?
Tomorrow, my wife has a doctors appointment to get an MRI done of her left knee.
It's the one that got injured when that young idiot ran a stop sign on a blind left turn, smashed into and totaled our truck.
[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjmqLmNfNM8[/ame]
We finally got an appointment to get it looked at.
It's been getting better and if the doctor says it's ok, hopefully this'll be the end of dealing with insurance companies.
That'd make for a really wonderful Christmas Present.
It's the one that got injured when that young idiot ran a stop sign on a blind left turn, smashed into and totaled our truck.
[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjmqLmNfNM8[/ame]
We finally got an appointment to get it looked at.
It's been getting better and if the doctor says it's ok, hopefully this'll be the end of dealing with insurance companies.
That'd make for a really wonderful Christmas Present.
The wind is from the west.
Paul, I'd appreciate it if you'd remove your bloomers from the clothes line.
Paul, I'd appreciate it if you'd remove your bloomers from the clothes line.
Me Too !!
I always liked dissecting them with a CCI 36gr.
Hollow point back at my grandpaws gravel pit
pond.
Chuck
Sounds like you are doing fine sir.
Glad you are gettin' up and around a little.
My Vote BTW, is for the Lasagna.
Chuck
I've gone camping at a place called Crabtree Falls.
It's near Walton's Mountain in Va.
There's a coupla stream crossings there and I've heard frogs poppin' when we ran over them in the stream.
Ya know, I bet my wife'd like it up there. We do have a 4wd truck.
It's near Walton's Mountain in Va.
There's a coupla stream crossings there and I've heard frogs poppin' when we ran over them in the stream.
Ya know, I bet my wife'd like it up there. We do have a 4wd truck.
Not sure, but I believe you'll need about forty of them. Also, how well versed in animal husbandry are you?
The wife thinks i'm crazy because i like the smell
of a Skunk, "as long as its not too close".
But i avoid Hospitals at all costs just because
of the smell.
Chuck
[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdcccPlz_Xo[/ame]
Whenever we come down out of the mountains it's always nice to smell the horse and cow poop as we drive past farms on the way home.
The smell of a squished skunk on a mountain road just means we're almost home.
You'll like the look of the Alaska class extra-heavy cruisers. They'd be more comfy in a North Atlantic gale.
I became confused when I heard the word "Service" used with these agencies:
1, Internal Revenue "Service".
2, U.S. Postal "Service".
3, Telephone "Service".
4, Cable T.V. "Service".
5, Civil "Service"
6, State, City, County & Public "Service".
7, Customer "Service".
This is not what I thought "Service" meant.
Today, I overheard two 2 farmers talking, and one of them said he hired a bull to "Service" a few cows. BAM!!! It all came into focus.
"Now I understand what all those agencies are doing to us."
I hope that YOU are now just as enlightened as I am.
1, Internal Revenue "Service".
2, U.S. Postal "Service".
3, Telephone "Service".
4, Cable T.V. "Service".
5, Civil "Service"
6, State, City, County & Public "Service".
7, Customer "Service".
This is not what I thought "Service" meant.
Today, I overheard two 2 farmers talking, and one of them said he hired a bull to "Service" a few cows. BAM!!! It all came into focus.
"Now I understand what all those agencies are doing to us."
I hope that YOU are now just as enlightened as I am.
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