Annoyed at thread drift

[snubbyfan]

.I was in my back yard trying to launch a kite.
I threw the kite up in the air, the wind would catch it for a few
seconds, then it would come crashing back down to earth.
I tried this a few more times with no success.

All the while, my wife is watching from the kitchen window,
Muttering to herself how men need to be told how to do everything.

She opens the window and yelled to me,
'You need a piece of tail.'

I turned with a confused look on my face and yelled back,
'Make up your mind. Last night, you told me to go fly a kite.'

 

[chud333]

raljr1 on holiday in London

Got a picture of him in London.




Chuck

 

[snubbyfan]

 

[chud333]

I don't like math...or bacon. However...SNICKERDOODLES.

Breakfast tomorrow...oatmeal...with no bacon.

I am taking 4 days off in a row next week/weekend. First time I have taken that much time off at one time in over 10 years. I need it. My wife and I have zero plans. She likes bacon. She can't eat it...but she likes it.

I am drifting in my thread drift post. So that means that there is post drift in the thread drift.

Merry Christmas Eve Eve.

Wind is really blowing here.

Math, NO !!
But Bacon ??? Sir I must call for your man card.

Enjoy your well earned time off and i will drift onwards
in your drift induced thread drift drift.


Chuck

 

[Protected One]

.I was in my back yard trying to launch a kite.
I threw the kite up in the air, the wind would catch it for a few
seconds, then it would come crashing back down to earth.
I tried this a few more times with no success.

All the while, my wife is watching from the kitchen window,
Muttering to herself how men need to be told how to do everything.

She opens the window and yelled to me,
'You need a piece of tail.'

I turned with a confused look on my face and yelled back,
'Make up your mind. Last night, you told me to go fly a kite.'

That is hilarious!!!

 

[chud333]

I looked. Does this mean GI Joe is going to punch me in the arm now?

Can't tell if that's the infamous "kung fu grip"
or he's going to be handing out hot dogs ????



Chuck

 

[SW MP15]

Late Night Snack Anyoone?

My 79 year old aunt sent us some pies today. one of my favorites! Pecan Fudge Pie. All homemade! Even the crust! Fudge pie with pecans and some kinda chocolate chips on top!

So an hour ago I put a glass glass in the freezer and fix'n to fill it with cold cold milk! I ONLY drink milk out of glass glasses! And has to be ice cold!

So homemade Pecan Fudge Pie with Ice Cold Milk! Perfect Late Night Snack!

Yummy!!

 

[chud333]

Booooo.
Wondering if G-sting bikinis were optional back then ?



Chuck

 

[snubbyfan]

My 79 year old sent us some pies today. one of my favorites! Pecan Fudge Pie. All homemade! Even the crust! Fudge pie with pecans and some kinda chocolate chips on top!

So an hour ago I put a glass glass in the freezer and fix'n to fill it with cold cold milk! I ONLY drink milk out of glass glasses! And has to be ice cold!

So homemade Pecan Fudge Pie with Ice Cold Milk! Perfect Late Night Snack!

Yummy!!

And here I sit with my nonfat yogurt.

 

[bigride]

The wind is from the west.

Paul, I'd appreciate it if you'd remove your bloomers from the clothes line.

I can't without clearance from NASA and the FAA.

 

[chud333]

My 79 year old sent us some pies today. one of my favorites! Pecan Fudge Pie. All homemade! Even the crust! Fudge pie with pecans and some kinda chocolate chips on top!

So an hour ago I put a glass glass in the freezer and fix'n to fill it with cold cold milk! I ONLY drink milk out of glass glasses! And has to be ice cold!

So homemade Pecan Fudge Pie with Ice Cold Milk! Perfect Late Night Snack!

Yummy!!

Daaang, and i thought i was old.
You got 79 year old young-uns ????


Chuck

 

[chud333]

I can't without clearance from NASA and the FAA.

Reminds me of a gal i went to school with.
They say she got her bloomers from Terre Haute
Tent and Awning.....


Chuck

 

[chud333]

Chuck

 

[chud333]

LOVE ME SOME FRESH FROG LEGS.




Chuck

 

[chud333]

This is good to know that we'll be thought of well
in our Golden Years.




Chuck

 

[snubbyfan]

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[Rustyt1953]

 

[bigride]

 

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[jell-dog]

I became confused when I heard the word "Service" used with these agencies:


1, Internal Revenue "Service".

2, U.S. Postal "Service".

3, Telephone "Service".

4, Cable T.V. "Service".

5, Civil "Service"

6, State, City, County & Public "Service".

7, Customer "Service".


This is not what I thought "Service" meant.

Today, I overheard two 2 farmers talking, and one of them said he hired a bull to "Service" a few cows. BAM!!! It all came into focus.

"Now I understand what all those agencies are doing to us."

I hope that YOU are now just as enlightened as I am.

snubby, you forgot United Parcel Service

 

[shouldazagged]

CONFESSION TIME:

First, and most inexplicable to many of you who have bought all the tacky jokes, I like fruitcake. I really do. So sue me.

Also, even in my long-ago drinking days I didn't care for eggnog. I much prefer boiled custard. In fact, I think I'll have a glass right now.

Next, I just had to resort to Google to find out what the hell "Festivus" is.

The reason for that is confession #4. I could never tolerate more than five minutes of "Seinfeld". I found the characters unlikable, and never saw the humor in a show that was supposed to be funny BECAUSE IT WASN'T ABOUT ANYTHING. That's what fans kept telling me: "Sure, it's not about anything--that's the whole point." Okay, enjoy it. I'm happy for you. If I want a sitcom (a rarity these days) I'll hunt up reruns of "Barney Miller" or "WKRP In Cincinnati".

What's the best caliber to use for singing chipmunks? Maybe something in a B flat Speer Gold Dot.

 

[chud333]

Chuck

 

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