And here I thought I was the basket case and everyone else here was as healthy as a horse. Now I know I'm truly among "my people" (loving Smith & Wessons and hanging on by a finger nail half the time).
Had the viral gastroenteritis real bad over Christmas. The D-word big time. It began when I went to my Mother-in-Law's for the holidays. (First mistake). Tiny house full of 30 people of all ages, from 1 month to 70 years old. The whole extended family. Lots of little school kids. Packed in like sardines. Ate there. (Second mistake).
Sister-in-law's one month old granddaughter... "We just had her to the hospital for an I.V., wanna hold her?" Me, "No." Just about everyone else did. They all got sick. "We're not feeling well, so we're going home to rest." "We're gonna to leave our two sick granddaughters here, one who's just been hospitalized for two days. Enjoy them. Bye."
The baby, poor little kid, was a miniature Typhoid Marry. Anyone that got even near her got sick. New born, cute as a bug, so everyone's passing her around. "Coochy coo!" Hugs and kisses. Then a whole posse went to visit a Great Aunt that had just been diagnosed with terminal cancer. I tried to tell my wife, to tell her mom, that was not a good idea. They went anyway. A few days later the poor woman had it.
I'm still feeling good, and I went to visit my Mom and Dad the day after Christmas. (Third mistake). I came down with symptoms a day latter. Eventually, my Mom and Dad got it. They're both in their 80's. My mom didn't leave her bed for two days - except for frequent trips to the bathroom. My dad threw up, had the runs, said he hadn't been that sick in 50 years. (We still watched about a million college bowl games). A week later, they're still recovering. My 16 year old son got. Then my wife. Even our dog was acting lethargic.
This was one nasty bug. I'd say at least 25 of the 30 that were in that house Christmas Eve came down with it. Highly contagious. And it's not even the bad flu they're talking about on the news. I still haven't got that one. Something to look forward too.
