Another pet peeve...

Well, I have a pet peeve about Mexican food too but there is really no help for it except for me to shave off my beard and mustache and I'm not doing that. I LOVE Mexican food and have resigned myself to living with it.

One of my favorite items is the tostada. It's a round flat fried corn tortilla with beans and lettuce and tomato and.....Cheese. LOTS AND LOTS OF SHREDDED CHEESE. And I'm living proof that there is no way to eat one of those and be cool if you have facial hair.

I'll allow a moment for y'all to get the visual image.

My eyes!! My eyes!!:p:D:D:D
 
I'll bet everybody has one of these....

My son is particular and never wants lettuce. He nearly always gets lettuce. Mine is Waffle House. What is hard to understand about "Bacon and Egg sandwich on untoasted plain white bread with nothing on it? It comes toasted. It comes with mayonaise, it comes with pickles. Sometimes they are considerate enough to put a package of mayo with it, and since I don't want it I don't have to use it.
 
I don't like lettuce and avoid eating it when I can. My theory on lettuce is that if you eat enough of it your ears will get long and furry like a rabbit.
 
I don't like lettuce and avoid eating it when I can. My theory on lettuce is that if you eat enough of it your ears will get long and furry like a rabbit.
just say:
"Sin .... lechuga"
But you can add words I'm not supposed to say here,(an adjective).

Cilantro I get it, it tastes good. Lettuce is useless.
I don't like crispy taco shells either. Corn tortillas.

Mexican food is actually all the same, it's just arranged different on the plate.;)
 
My son is particular and never wants lettuce. He nearly always gets lettuce. Mine is Waffle House. What is hard to understand about "Bacon and Egg sandwich on untoasted plain white bread with nothing on it? It comes toasted. It comes with mayonaise, it comes with pickles. Sometimes they are considerate enough to put a package of mayo with it, and since I don't want it I don't have to use it.

Your son should order his sandwiches in England. EVERYTHING has to be asked for or it doesn't come. As for asking for an untoasted sandwich, it seems this breaches many American cooks' personal bill of rights and it's not about to happen on their watch.
 
And I'm living proof that there is no way to eat one of those and be cool if you have facial hair.

Well, I guess I'm the exception. I have facial hair, and I can eat cheesy dishes of a variety of kinds without getting it in my facial hair. What my problem is getting stains on my shirt. No matter how hard I try, whenever and whatever I eat (which happens frequently as my waistline will attest) invariably a drop or even a gallon of something will end up right on a spot midway down my shirt. I even spill liquids, and most of them stain (coffee, tea, wine, etc...pretty much anything other than water.) Now, since I'm well past the age of learning new behavior or skills, I usually end of tucking a napkin into my shirt to cover it...no matter how hard I try, I can't manage to eat without spilling, and I've ruined a number of good shirts. While it embarrasses my wife, she finds that approach when we eat out preferable to my usual solution at home: taking my shirt off.
 
OOOOOHHHHHHH!!! Cuban food. Now yer cookin'!

We lived in Tampa for 5 years, and while they didn't understand the first thing about chicken fried steak, they did make some wonderful chicken and yellow rice.

On my first day at the office in Tampa, when it was approaching lunch time, I asked my co-workers (who were all women) what they usually did for lunch. They said, "Oh, we usually go out and pick up a few Cubans." I said I'd pass, and only later did I find out that they were referring to a sandwich.
 
Ahem. You're in NM: "chile." :)

Funny. I thought "chili" (chill-ee) was a pepper, or a stew based on said peppers, while "chile" (chill-ay) was a country in South America.

Although "chile" (chyle) is a small human, in the deep south.
 
just say:
"Sin .... lechuga"
But you can add words I'm not supposed to say here,(an adjective).

Cilantro I get it, it tastes good. Lettuce is useless.
I don't like crispy taco shells either. Corn tortillas.

Mexican food is actually all the same, it's just arranged different on the plate.;)

Italian food ... always. Cuban food, excellent. Mexican food ? not me. Salad ? Ok in limited quantities but in antipasto style only.
Nobody says is better than John Pinette (RIP) "Salad is a promissory note that FOOD WILL FOLLOW" :)

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OOOOOHHHHHHH!!! Cuban food. Now yer cookin'! There was a great Cuban cafe around the corner from the court house in Down Town Houston and anytime I was on Jury duty I'd get there in plenty of time to get me a nice breakfast before going in...

We had a Cuban family teach us how to make Ropa Vieja, Frijoles Negros, and Yellow Rice (I don't know the exotic spanish words for "Yellow Rice") and the dishes are now a staple in our home. We absolutely LOVE!
 
I just felt the need to post a photo of some red chile enchiladas:

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:) Yum!
 
Well, I have a pet peeve about Mexican food too but there is really no help for it except for me to shave off my beard and mustache and I'm not doing that. I LOVE Mexican food and have resigned myself to living with it.

One of my favorite items is the tostada. It's a round flat fried corn tortilla with beans and lettuce and tomato and.....Cheese. LOTS AND LOTS OF SHREDDED CHEESE. And I'm living proof that there is no way to eat one of those and be cool if you have facial hair.

I'll allow a moment for y'all to get the visual image.

I've gotten where I don't really care but it embarrasses Miss Pam no end. sometimes she will get up and leave the table until I finish it.

Don't fight it. Leave it on your beard and save a snack for later in the evening.
 
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