cmore
Member
Anyone have any?
Here's mine.
you might be a redneck if you've ever damaged a vehicle
with a lawn mower.
Here's mine.
you might be a redneck if you've ever damaged a vehicle
with a lawn mower.
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Any original you might be a redneck if Jokes?
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fat tom
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You might be a redneck if your grandma keeps a spit cup on the ironin' board.
f.t.
f.t.
649 Bodyguard
Member
Used a bucket to stand on, when theres a ladder 10 feet away.
2000Z-71
Member
Original or true?
If you've ever planned the date of your daughter's christening so that you and her Godfather could go to the NASCAR race in town the next day, you might be a Redneck.
If you've ever planned the date of your daughter's christening so that you and her Godfather could go to the NASCAR race in town the next day, you might be a Redneck.
If you've ever borrowed a set of tires so your car could pass inspection...
It’s not a joke to my friend Tom!
If you’re on your way to a gun show and you sideswipe your daughters stored pickup with your pickup while backing around the plow truck that your wife has been telling you to move to the barn… yup, that just might qualify!
If you’re on your way to a gun show and you sideswipe your daughters stored pickup with your pickup while backing around the plow truck that your wife has been telling you to move to the barn… yup, that just might qualify!
fat tom
Absent Comrade
Not original by any means,but I love it!
"You might be a redneck if you go to a family reunion to pick up girls."
f.t.
"You might be a redneck if you go to a family reunion to pick up girls."
f.t.
sipowicz
Member
If you live anywhere between NY and LA.
CAJUNLAWYER
Member
.....a hot link and a 16 oz from the local stop and rob is a perfectly acceptable way to start the morning.
BarbC
Member
If the couch on your porch is nicer than the couch in your living room.
G.T. Smith
US Veteran
I guess that I and many of my friends are rednecks. the one about the distance in beers actually happened. A buddy of mine asked me one time, bout 95 or 96 if I would help him load a motorcycle after work one day,and when I asked how far out of town it was, he actually said "'bout two beers"If you measure distance in beers.
If your wife and both ex-wives are sisters and all are aware of your long time affair with their momma --- (I really knew this group)
You also might be a redneck if you have been married 5 times and still have all the same inlaws.
Wow, I am officially a redneck.
gordon and BTW, I knew exactly how far 2 beers was. (2 miles) in the summer, bout 4 in the winter.
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You might be a redneck if you...
...have a washing machine on the porch.
...have more than one car on blocks.
...have a pool table in the kids' room.
...have a moonshine still in the guest bedroom.
...ever flunked an IQ test.
...take a bowling ball to a funeral.
...light fireworks by sparking your battery cables together.
...drink moonshine from a lemonade can at the church social.
...flip your burgers with a putty knife.
...clean your ears with a screwdriver.
...go deer hunting and miss opening day because of a hangover.
...keep pliers and a wrench in the sun visor.
...hold the fender or bumber onto your pickup with vise-grips.
...have a washing machine on the porch.
...have more than one car on blocks.
...have a pool table in the kids' room.
...have a moonshine still in the guest bedroom.
...ever flunked an IQ test.
...take a bowling ball to a funeral.
...light fireworks by sparking your battery cables together.
...drink moonshine from a lemonade can at the church social.
...flip your burgers with a putty knife.
...clean your ears with a screwdriver.
...go deer hunting and miss opening day because of a hangover.
...keep pliers and a wrench in the sun visor.
...hold the fender or bumber onto your pickup with vise-grips.
In that case - You ain't no red neck!
The city boys that come out here *to hunt* might just be so hung over that they miss opening day.....
Miss OpeningDay? Oh My!!!! I think I need to pop a Nitro Pill after reading that...
Miss opening day? Oh My!!
BTW - Doesn't everyone drink their moonshine from a lemonade can at church socials?
CAJUNLAWYER
Member
Got to agree with you on that one. The day I miss opening of Duck Season cause I drank too much the night before is the day I quit drinkin. Hell, now that I think about it, the last opening day I missed was 28 years ago and the reason for that is that I got Married the night before-still getting grief about that one
jframe
Member
Calling Charlie Sherrill! Somehow, I feel that his contribution to this thread is sorely needed.
DavidA
US Veteran
Picking up girls at the family reunion is a great idea.
44forever
Member
Now wait just a minute! That would mean your own family would be your inlaws! You better think about that!
