Any original you might be a redneck if Jokes?
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There are no original redneck jokes.
They are all recycled aggie jokes.
rayb
They are all recycled aggie jokes.
rayb
You meant "only twice," didn't you? As written, probably most of us qualify.
Anyway, you might be a redneck if you tell your wife you're going to get her car painted, and then send her out for a six-pack and a can of Rustoleum.
galleta loco
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CAJUNLAWYER
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you're a redneck if the blue book value on your car depends on how much gas is in the tank.
enfield
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A fella walked into my store last Sunday morning and his first words to me were "Where's yallzins bathroom at"?
"Yallzins"?
"Yallzins"?
enfield
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If you have weeds growing in the dirt that's in your pickup bed, YMBAR.
Malamute
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....If all the liberals you know have guns.
Oh wait, that may just be a Wyoming thing.
Oh wait, that may just be a Wyoming thing.
Chik a Boom
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G.T. Smith
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Here is a truly original redneck (me) joke,
I know I'm a redneck 'cause I have more new posts on the S&W forum than I do in the 1/8th mile of fence I built last year.No, really!
Peace,
gordon
I know I'm a redneck 'cause I have more new posts on the S&W forum than I do in the 1/8th mile of fence I built last year.No, really!
Peace,
gordon
model70hunter
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Jeepers Gordon do you have to be so blunt. Me too. I wrecked out a 1/4 mile between me and the neighbor last year and put in about 85 posts with 5 strands of new barb wire. This year I start on the south 1/2 mile along the highway. South central MO, close to FLW? Yep wees rednecks.
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