Anyone ever use Cologuard?

Oldbrownhat: You mention no anesthesia during a colonoscopy. I had mine a couple weeks ago and I asked for "no sedation." The doc was fine with that and said it's typically done that way in other countries. They plugged me into an IV anyway in case they needed to give me fluids or in case I got unruly (?).

It was easy to go through. Next time I'll do it the same way. Doc was great and gave me a guided tour. I watched the screen while he narrated the tour. I felt far more confident of his abilities being awake and witnessing the event than had I been asleep. I also learned a few things in the process and was able to drive away and go back to work.

It was really quite easy. Nothing to worry about!

P.S. I got the good news directly from him afterwards. No polyps and a 10 year comeback date. :D
 
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Had one about a month ago, Doc found a large polyp that the last Doc missed 5 years ago. Wont go into name of previous doc or the well known GI facility he works for but talk about P.O’d……
 
Just a personal opinion, Get it done! The prep is not pleasant for a few hours but was a walk in the park compared to the six months of chemotherapy for a different cancer I went through. During the procedure I was asleep and woke up to rather interesting pictures of my nether regions, reassuring actually. I am on the three year plan with absolutely no regret. Man or woman up and possibly avoid a lot of regret and suffering. A few hours of misery may bring you many thousands of days of happiness.
 
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PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE get a colonoscopy! Like others have said, a day of some unpleasantness is much better than what I went through! I didn't have insurance when I was 50-55. So I didn't get a colonoscopy! At the time, any excuse would do like others have said here. But it would have cost me a lot of money.

Finally, I was able to get covered through Obamacare. I had been having some bathroom problems that I had never had before, so I scheduled my colonoscopy. The results of my colonoscopy was Stage 4 rectal cancer. with many lymph nodes involved!! I went through weeks of pill form chemotherapy. They pills caused many bad side effects. Then I went through a few weeks of daily radiation. After a couple of weeks, I was having some side effects from the radiation that I can't post here. Trust me guys, it wasn't good. But, after the pill form chemotherapy and the radiation, I had another colonoscopy. This time my cancerous tumor was GONE! I was elated until I met with my doctor. Hea said that while the tumor was gone, there wasn't a way to see if the problem with the lymph nodes was still there. He said I could skip the surgery, or be completely sure, and still have the surgery. His advice was to still have the surgery.

I had the surgery which he hoped could be done arthroscopically, with 3 small incisions. After starting the surgery, he realized that would be impossible, and that it would have to be done the old fashioned way. When I woke up in the hospital room, I had an 11 inch incision, about 50 staples used to close it, and an ostomy bag! I was in the hospital for 9 days. I went home and spent about 4 months recovering from the surgery. After recovering, I spent the next 4 months getting biweekly IV Chemotherapy. This is basically putting poison in your body to kill any remaining cancer cells. I would go in and it would take 3-4 hours to get the procedure. The side effects of this was really weird. I couldn't drink anything with ice in it, if it wasn't room temperature, it would burn like fire. I couldn't handle anything out of my freezer without gloves on, again, it would feel like it was burning. At times, I would fill my bag up with blood, or if I wasn't wearing it, squirt blood out of the hole in my gut! After the IV Chemotherapy was done, I was able to have my ostomy bag reversed. Then they checked, and my cancer was gone!

That is when my troubles started. About a year after having my radiation treatments, I had SEVERE lower back pain! They found out that the radiation treatments had caused my sacrum bone to become brittle, and it had cracked!! In case you don't know, the sacrum bone is at the base of your spine. Every time you sit down or lay down it is effected. It also is very porous with many nerves going through it! The cracks had broken a lot of nerves. I had to get a Sacroplasty, which is like putting caulk in my sacrum bone to fill the cracks and stabilize it. To shorten this story a bit, I will hit the high points now. In 2017, I spent 5 months in a hospital or rehab center, I lost 135 pounds from beginning to end of my ordeal, my insurance was billed over $600,000 and I had to pay my share, my muscles will never be the same again, I had to learn to walk again, because of the nerve damage, I still have plumbing issues, and had to go on disability. That was tough after working, which I enjoyed, since college.

BUT, I AM STILL CANCER FREE!! I had a CT Scan today, and it showed no cancer present! That is 5 years without cancer. Now, instead of getting a colonoscopy every 6 months, I will be able to space it out further, maybe 3-5 years. I will find out when I go back to my Oncologist next week.

Now, if you read all of this, I have one question: WOULD YOU RATHER GO THROUGH A COLONOSCOPY, OR GO THROUGH WHAT I DID?
Larry
 
boykinip, I was almost going to "Like" your post but your post full of candor and suffering was very moving and a call to action. I challenge anyone due or overdue for a colonoscopy to call your doctor to schedule it tomorrow. I suspect boykinip would welcome and appreciate that more than any number of "Likes" on his heartfelt post.
 
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boykinip, I was almost going to like your post but your post full of candor and suffering was very moving and a call to action. I challenge anyone due or overdue for a colonoscopy to call your doctor to schedule it tomorrow. I suspect boykinip would welcome and appreciate that more than any number of "Likes" on his heartfelt post.
My thought was, "Point made. In spades."
 
PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE get a colonoscopy! WOULD YOU RATHER GO THROUGH A COLONOSCOPY, OR GO THROUGH WHAT I DID?

I can only imagine how difficult it was for you to relive all that you went through in order to share it with us...but you might very well have saved some lives with your post. Thank you, and best wishes to you for continued good health.
 
boykinlp: Thank you for posting. Your post is the most intense motivator I've read for anyone avoiding a colonoscopy. And your outcome has been favorable. There are many procrastinators unable to write about their outcomes. My good friend's brother-in-law was one. Always said he felt fine; didn't need any inspections. Then he didn't feel so good; and it was to late for him.

Again: Thank you.
 
OK here is one you dont hear about too often. Second or third scoping years ago. A few days before the affair I remind the wife, hey you have to take me in at 0 dark 30. She says ok and then ask me to repeat the date. then she starts laughing. I go whats so funny. She says, I have to take my mom in the same morning. Yep! our regular Dr. who was the gastroenterologist, had scheduled us the same day. She was up first . He said he didnt want my wife to waste two mornings. Luckily I wasnt around her in the recovery room for the gastric event. He was a great guy. He kept me in a stupor, because I an a bit claustrophobic. But I still watched the screen and he would comment. I always get the 2 fer and have an endo done at the same time since I have had stomach issues in the past. I usually ask the Dr if he has 2 hoses before we start, he says no thats why we do the endo first. HA!
Only found a couple starts of polyps over the years nothing last time, right before I retired. But I have to go back this year, am 1 year over due. Got a new DR so we will see how it goes. Also on medicare so gotta see how that goes .
 
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No, I had the traditional procedure.

I did go to pick up a gun at the UPS facility once and those Cologuard boxes were all over the place. Ewwww.
 
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