Philadelphia Patriot
Member
Abbie: You invented The Boston Tea Party so that you could steal something from the British?
Ichabod: At the time it was referred to as The Destruction of the Tea. You've coined a far more festive name.
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Ichabod: What's insane is a ten percent levy on baked goods. You do realize the Revolutionary war began on less than two percent. How is the public not flocking to the streets in outrage? We must do something.
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Police Detective: Do you admit to cutting off his head, yes or no?
Ichabod: Nooo. First I shot him, then he rose back up. Cutting off his head seemed the next logical step.
Ichabod: At the time it was referred to as The Destruction of the Tea. You've coined a far more festive name.
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Ichabod: What's insane is a ten percent levy on baked goods. You do realize the Revolutionary war began on less than two percent. How is the public not flocking to the streets in outrage? We must do something.
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Police Detective: Do you admit to cutting off his head, yes or no?
Ichabod: Nooo. First I shot him, then he rose back up. Cutting off his head seemed the next logical step.