Are you an organ donor?

[elcruisr]

Yup, when I'm dead they can take the useful parts and burn the rest! I'll be in a far better place and won't care.

 

[Peter J.]

Years ago I would have been a donor. But not for the past 20 years or so. Too much in america has changed, and I no longer look at everybody I see as "fellow americans". I consider a large portion to be interlopers and america haters. I would only donate if I knew my body parts were going to patriotic americans.

 

[BADSBSNF811]

No, the Red Cross won't even take my blood.

 

[BOB THE PALINDROME]

Yep. When I'm done with 'em you can just part me out.

 

[pharmer]

Yep. Like Bob^said, take what you can use and ball up the rest, put it in a cannon and shoot me over the ocean. I'd pay to see that. Joe

 

[Papaw]

Yep, and I hope all the parts go to kids.