At What Age Does The Grumpy Old Guy Begin

I'm not sure if age has anything to do with it.
I was born on my Mom's birthday and she was Grumpy as far back as I can remember.;)
So I've been grumpy most of my life when people around me are idiot's.:(
Even my kid's call me Grumpy Bob instead of Grampy Bob when talking to my grandkid's.:D
 
When I was in my thirties, a colleague dubbed me a "young fogey." I made the mistake of telling my then-wife what he said. I'm 58 now and she still teases me about it. Our middle child is fourteen and just like me. She calls him that, too.
 
First, regarding Atlanta and "grumpiness": The most common mistake people unfamiliar with statistical analysis is to mistake correlation for causation. Because two things occur together does not necessarily mean one causes the other. On the other hand, I HAVE been in Atlanta...……….

Second, my grumpiness started about 16!
 
My grumpiness varies with conditions. Normally I'm a friendly, humorous guy. However, I have a very low tolerance for stupid. I can go from zero to total grump in about .006 seconds. :eek:
These days it seems that most of the people I meet keep me in a constant state of grumpiness.
 
If you drive by the front of my house when I am out there working, you get a "Slow down!!!" 5mph or 100mph, it just cracks me up.

There is a sign along the creek road here that says
"Speed Demons, Jesus Loves you. Everybody else thinks your an *******"

When I go out in the kitchen in the morning and the girls have left used cereal bowls out, the milk carton in the fridge has a table spoon of milk and the cereal box has 3 flakes in it. I remember my care free child hood so fondly.
 
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Doug627, I'm pretty sure I was one of those grumpies you are talking about when I was a youngster. Age doesn't seem to have changed me much either. *s*
 
I am starting to see signs of impending grumpiness. It (the grumpiness) usually occurs when ever I drive into Atlanta. Is there a connection you think?[/QUOTE

Having driven through Atlanta several times, I do believe that's simply an intelligent reaction to a miserable situation that you can't avoid. However, a better solution is to find a way around Atlanta.
 
As I entered my early 60's my grumpiness seemed to be increasing rapidly.
Then, right about age 64 I was forced into early retirement and decided to accept and embrace it rather than look for another job just to make it to my so called "full retirement age" according to Social Security.
Suddenly, my grumpiness reversed course. Removing long standing irritations from 1/3 of my day seemed to be the antidote.
 
Then, right about age 64 I was forced into early retirement and decided to accept and embrace it rather than look for another job just to make it to my so called "full retirement age" according to Social Security.
Suddenly, my grumpiness reversed course. Removing long standing irritations from 1/3 of my day seemed to be the antidote.

Our life circumstances have been somewhat similar. Retiring when I did was the best move I ever made.
 
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