GatorFarmer
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I smoke a pipe. Well I did, I just burned up my good one somehow. Ah well, back to corn cobs for a bit. But I digress.
Second smoke is so last week dontcha know, these days we're being told that it is "third hand" smoke that is the killer, apparently evil smokers leave toxic odors in carpets, drapes, and on their clothes that then seeps out and kills....
Interesting. Esp when you think about how toxic lead is supposed to be.
In theory, one can try smoking dried tomato leaves. They have lots of nicotine in them.
Fire safe cigarettes, now mandated by law, taste nasty to me and gave me headaches. (Anyone in Mexico or some other second/third world country feel like bartering? I miss real cigarettes.) That's why I switched to a pipe. Thanks to the good folks at Walgreens, I can get big bags of eh, more or less tolerable, tobacco for 11 dollars. It works.
Were I to make laws, I'd make smoking mandatory. Tobacco is after all the taste of freedom. Grown in America by American farmers, and packaged and distributed by other Americans. (Been working on my sound bites don't you know...) Not only is smoking patriotic, but manly and virtuous as well. See those old WW2 movies? The GIs always had a Camel or a Lucky Strike handy. Today's generation of feminized video game players, nary a smoke to be seen, but many a twinkie or empty bag of Fritos. Think that's an improvement?
Second smoke is so last week dontcha know, these days we're being told that it is "third hand" smoke that is the killer, apparently evil smokers leave toxic odors in carpets, drapes, and on their clothes that then seeps out and kills....
Interesting. Esp when you think about how toxic lead is supposed to be.
In theory, one can try smoking dried tomato leaves. They have lots of nicotine in them.
Fire safe cigarettes, now mandated by law, taste nasty to me and gave me headaches. (Anyone in Mexico or some other second/third world country feel like bartering? I miss real cigarettes.) That's why I switched to a pipe. Thanks to the good folks at Walgreens, I can get big bags of eh, more or less tolerable, tobacco for 11 dollars. It works.
Were I to make laws, I'd make smoking mandatory. Tobacco is after all the taste of freedom. Grown in America by American farmers, and packaged and distributed by other Americans. (Been working on my sound bites don't you know...) Not only is smoking patriotic, but manly and virtuous as well. See those old WW2 movies? The GIs always had a Camel or a Lucky Strike handy. Today's generation of feminized video game players, nary a smoke to be seen, but many a twinkie or empty bag of Fritos. Think that's an improvement?