Not much gets under my skin, but the last 4 or 5 times I have driven into New Albany the roads have been clogged with bicycles. ...
Have you no respect for the Peloton? These are people who are demonstrating their physical, intellectual, and moral superiority over the rest of us, and we must respect that superiority by deferring to them at all times.

If you want to view some very humorous barbs directed at the spandex bike rider crowd, check out the comic strip, "Pearls Before Swine". Occasionally, it features a guest character, "Jeff the Cyclist". Here's an example:
