Blonde Joke, just one, I promise!

[RonJ]

A man is walking near his blonde neighbors house. He hears her screaming desperately. He breaks down the door and hears screams coming from the bath room. He rushes to help and finds her sitting on the toilet with a hangmans noose around her ankles. The other end is attached to the ceiling light. She explains that no body loves her and she wants to commit suicide.
Wouldn't it be more practical to put the noose around your neck says he.
Says she, I tried that but I couldn't breathe!!!

 

[e3mrk]

Do You know how to tell when a Blonde was using a Word Processor?

Answer: There is Whiteout on the Screen

 

[DWFAN]

Ron. Sigh.
DW

 

[TylerD]

Sorry guys I heard this one the other day and figured well it may be a ok place for it, why did the blonde shoot a clock

Answer: to kill time

 

[diamonback68]

Sorry guys I heard this one the other day and figured well it may be a ok place for it, why did the blonde shoot a clock

Answer: to kill time

Ouch, double groaner.

 

[Aticus]

I have got to find that clip of Lurch groaning!

 

[BigCityChief]

You rang?


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[walkin jack]

Gotta love a good blond joke. That'n made me smile.

 

[the ringo kid]

Sorry guys I heard this one the other day and figured well it may be a ok place for it, why did the blonde shoot a clock

Answer: to kill time

Slow day in Allegheny Mtns. I cant spell Applech----- er--whatever?

 

[the ringo kid]

Gotta love a good blond joke. That'n made me smile.

But I thought you told us that you were bald?

 

[walkin jack]

Yep. Why cultivate on my head what grows wild in so many other places?

 

[billwill]

I will do the PC post ....why are you singling out blondes? I speak for all of the blond haired members of the forum and those guys that at some point "once upon a time" had hair that was blonde.

Wonder how much Caj's retainer is?

 

[ImprovedModel56Fan]

I will do the PC post ....why are you singling out blondes?

So now it has to be explained to all the blondes AND to you?

 

[cussedemgun]

One that's appropriate this time of year

A blond was following a city truck, honking & waving, trying to get the driver to stop.

When he did stop for a light, she jumped out & ran up to his door & hollered "Mr. you're losing stuff out of the back of your truck."

The light turned & he drove off. She again followed, continuing to honk & wave franticly. When he again stopped at a traffic light, she again ran to informing of the stuff STILL falling from the back of his truck.

He told her "It's supposed to do that lady, this is the sanding truck."

 

[BigBoy99]

A blonde got on a commercial airliner bound for New York and sat down in the First Class section. She wouldn't move to the rear of the plane and the flight attendants tried and tried to get to move but she wouldn't budge. The Captain came by and whispered something in her ear and she immediately jumped up and ran to the back of the plan and sat down.

All of the flight attendants were amazed as nothing they said would make her move. They asked the Captain what he had said, he replied, "I told her that the section in which she was seated, didn't go to New York!"

 

[LoboGunLeather]

How about the blonde that called the fire department:

Blonde: My house is on fire! My house is on fire!

Dispatcher: Where are you, ma/am?

Blonde: In the living room!

Dispatcher: I need to know where the fire is.

Blonde: In the kitchen!

Dispatcher: No, lady, how do we get there?

Blonde: Duh! The big red truck!

 

[Mydogmax]

Yep. Why cultivate on my head what grows wild in so many other places?

Yup, still have the same amount of hair that I had in my 20's. Just wearing it in different places.