Puller
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Yesterday I saw a bumper sticker that said, "I am a veterinarian, therefore I can drive like an animal."
Suddenly I realized how many proctologist are on the road.
Suddenly I realized how many proctologist are on the road.
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JcMack
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Eat a Beaver save a tree.
"It's all fun and games until someone gets pregnant"
Eltioloco
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"Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic and so am I "
fiasconva
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This IS my other car
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Baby on board. Mother in law in trunk.
panther
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Where are we going and why are we in this handbasket?
LoboGunLeather
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My personal favorite:
Small print: PLEASE DON'T TELL MY MOTHER I AM A
Large print: RETIRED COP
Small print: She thinks I had a real job playing piano in a whorehouse.
Small print: PLEASE DON'T TELL MY MOTHER I AM A
Large print: RETIRED COP
Small print: She thinks I had a real job playing piano in a whorehouse.
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Yesterday 3 of us on way to friends funeral saw 2 bumper stickers( 1 large in back glass of pickup) that I can not post. All of us said “ look at that, disgusting to put on ones vehicle”. Most of us will use words that some consider offensive, but usually draw the line at obscene.
Fishinfool
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"Gas, A**, or Grass, Nobody Rides For Free" was a popular bumper sticker back in the days of my youth.
Larry
Larry
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[the letters double-u tee eff] Welcome to Florida"
I don't like the ones, seen often around here, that spell out "cuss words" in big pink letters on bumper or rear window. I am very happy for anyone who has beaten and sorry for those who have fallen to cancer but I don't like young kids reading that.
I'm not a prude I'll use the word too, but am careful in what company.
Steve W
I'm not a prude I'll use the word too, but am careful in what company.
Steve W
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GypsmJim
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My youth as well. But for many of the guys that I knew that had the sticker, it wasn't a joke but their reality...
I remember the bumper sticker that had three of the four large letters of a very well known dirty word followed by all that's needed is U.
I don't care what you heart, who's on board, or what you'd rather be doing!
