Bumper Stickers

[Llew Taranau]

If you know, you know:

I wanted to market a bumpersticker that said "Keeping Austin Weird Should Not Include Your Driving."

 

[yaktamer]

Another oldie: Nuke the Baby Seals

 

[TX-Dennis]

Not only are they proud of their stripper and junkie kids, but it appears the wife has a beard?

 

[Racer X]

"Visualize Whirled Peas"

 

[BigBoy99]

On the rear bumper of an old beat up Toyota was seen:

Save the Whales, Boycott Japanese Products


Another seen last week was:

Don't You Wish Stupidity Was Painful?

 

[7shooter]

Two favorites: If momma ain't happy ain't nobody happy and You mess with me you're messing with the whole trailer park.

 

[7shooter]

More favorites :

My brother had two on his rusted out 68 Olds convertible with no top that had one from Key West that said " Go ahead hit me my attorney is Mad Dog Bigler " and another from North Dakota that said " This vehicle stops at all Pow Wows ".
There was one in the staff parking lot at our local VA hospital that was upside down and said " Proud to be Polish "

 

[steelslaver]

Yes, this is my pickup
No, I will not help you move

 

[Dave.357]

Some older ones ,
.

 

[Chik a Boom]

For those who feel like they're being followed:

 

[mtgianni]

Two old favorites "Stop Honking, I'm Reloading" and a sticker on a window "Warning, Driver carries less than $20 worth of ammunition".

 

[jscheck]

ROFL!!!

My personal favorite:

Small print: PLEASE DON'T TELL MY MOTHER I AM A

Large print: RETIRED COP

Small print: She thinks I had a real job playing piano in a whorehouse.

I NEED this!!!

 

[crazyphil]

I saw an old beater with a bumper sticker that said:
Don't laugh. It's paid for.

 

[Protocall_Design]

I once had one on the back fender of my motocross bike that said "I may be slow, but I'm ahead of you!

 

[Ivan the Butcher]

I wanted to get one made last year: Black Trucks Matter!

Ivan

 

[Chuck24]

Caution, i brake for no reason

 

[soFlaNative]

Fairly obvious.

 

[6518John]

My favorite on a friends car.

"Honk if you've never seen an Uzi
Fired out a car window!"

 

[Jack Flash]

I saw an old beater with a bumper sticker that said:
Don't laugh. It's paid for.

That's an oldie. Just wondering how many of us could put that one on our ride.
(Truthfully of course.) Maybe we need a poll.

 

[ameridaddy]

I saw this one on a pickup back window about 15 years ago.